Anne Jamison

We haven’t seen each other in what will be 14 months. We are 5,000 miles apart. We haven’t spoken face-to-face in over a year.

Will he, come September, watch ‘Homeland’ with me on a weekly basis, or at least not prevent me from doing so?

You have a completely nonsensical (and possibly offensive) nickname for them that you employ so seriously that you’re consistently confused when their profile doesn’t show up when you search said nickname on Facebook.