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11 Lies That Society Tells Girls
11. You are only a woman if you are biologically born that way.
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7 Kinds Of Wedding Photos We Are Done With Now
The quota of timed jumping in the air photos for the entire world has been met now. Thank you for your cooperation.
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“Where Do You Find Single Women?”
1. TRIVIA CONTESTS IN BARS
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The 8 Kinds Of Drunk You Can Be
Then, around 5 PM, you attempt to eat a sandwich to replenish your depleted hit points and end up falling asleep in your dinner plate, covered head-to-toe in a second…
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30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “Love” Means
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers…
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Your Exclusive Chance To Attend The Up Next Launch Party
RSVP for your spot at the The Up Next launch party on June 20 at Pier 84 at Hudson River Park, New York City.
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Let’s Rank These 10 Fascist Dictators By Hotness
If you like Antonio Banderas or Benjamin Bratt, you’ll fall in love with Fidel Castro, Cuba’s sexiest paranoid psychopath. My theoretical hymen just broke talking about him.
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5 Things You Learn In A Long-Distance Relationship
Your friends will never understand.
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10 Things To Consider Before Taking A Job As A Phone Sex Operator
Be prepared to be talking A LOT. Not just moaning, TALKING. TO. CREEPY. STRANGERS. A. LOT.
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8 Diseases You Could Have And Not Even Know It
If your life wasn’t hard enough already, keep in mind that you could have a rare disorder that makes you reek of nasty fish odor!
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What To Do When A Guy Is Bad In Bed
Remember that a huge part of sex is learning, and we were all bad once, and there is nothing that a sexual novice needs in bed less than another faked…
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Why You Stick With Someone Not Good Enough
You tell yourself he loves you. You shouldn’t have to.
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21 Things You Don’t Miss Until They’re Gone
Afternoons spent on AIM with friends, talking about crushes and perfecting your away messages to be the perfect mix of coy and enticing. (No combination of emo lyrics and illegible…
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12 Things That Show You Who You Really Are
How you treat others who can do nothing for you.
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What It’s Like To Be Gay In The Philippines
Welcome to the Philippines, the most “gay-friendly” nation in Asia — or so they say.
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Why Buttercup Is The Most Important Powerpuff Girl
Buttercup doesn’t fit the standard girl role. Her “spice” gives her tomboy mannerisms, making her the tough and strong one.
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SeekingArrangement.com: A Sugar Baby’s Reality
Since meeting my SD, I’ve gained 6 designer bags, a number of designer clothes, and wined and dined at countless fancy restaurants, many of which are Michelin-starred.
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50 Quotes About Dads For Fathers’ Day
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance…
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The 7 Worst Things About Being A Black Person
If the lighting is bad, we might have to pass on being in a picture (because even if we’re in it, we might not be in it).
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7 Foods You Eat That Are Actually Poison
Because of pesticides in the soil, rice contains huge quantities of inorganic arsenic, especially brown rice because the residues concentrate in the outer shell of the grain.
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21 Signs You Have An Arts And Crafts Addiction
Do you also have a problem? If these following points sound like you, you may be an addict. But don’t worry. There’s a group for it. On Wednesdays we wear…
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Murder All the Lies You Tell Yourself
“I think we both have been expecting this. I think this has been a long time coming…” you will tell your lies as you rise from the chair.
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My Brown Eyes Are Beautiful
No wonder I found my own eyes to be unappealing! Society was telling me that they were the least desirable.
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A Breakup, Or: The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life
I had a creeping fear that our world is turning into a more individualistic world and that we should all try harder to fight this shift. This fear has propelled…
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12 Reasons You Shouldn’t Go To Nashville
Even a piece of fried chicken was harmed as these Nashville residents did everything they could to tell the world: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.
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8 Wikipedia Articles That Will Ruin Your Day
There is an urban legend about a man in a rabbit costume who attacks people with an axe.
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53 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink Everything
“I think that we are like stars. Something happens to burst us open; but when we burst open and think we are dying; we’re actually turning into a supernova. And…
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21 Things Girls Like To See When They Visit A Guy’s Place For The First Time
“Before I came over… a knowledgeable older friend of his had come by and told him, ‘Remember to vacuum the paneling too. Chicks really dig that.'” Is it true, ladies????
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35 Quotes For Introverts
“…I have this history of wanting to work things out on my own and protect people from what’s going on with me.” – Kerry Washington
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20 Little Quirks People Love About Their Significant Others
What’s something your boyfriend or girlfriend does that’s super duper cute?
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19 Reasons To Avoid Relationships In Your 20s
You are still in that phase where you’re really into sex but you can only deal with so much post-coital spooning before you’re like, “Please leave, I want to watch…
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The 50 Best Moments In A 90s Kid’s Life
“There’s no gravity between us our love is automatic… zoom, zoom, zoom make my heart go boom, boom, my supernova girl.” These words mean something to you because everything was…
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The 6 Worst Things About Being A Redhead
It’s not until you go inside and are covered with the kind of sunburn that falls somewhere between “purple” and “my skin is sloughing off in sheets of pain,” that…
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What A Normal Person Would Do On ‘The Bachelorette’
1. Yell “So, Who Else Heard that Hot Tubs Are a Breeding Ground For Infection?”
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Smirnoff Mindtunes Has The Physically Disabled Composing With Their Minds
History in the making, right in front of your eyes– or rather, your ears.
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13 Tips For Moving Out Of Your Parents’ House Directly After College
“HAY WORLD, GUNNA TRY U. WHAT’S CON ED? LOL”
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25 Things Love Does
Makes the coy outspoken and the outgoing coy.
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The Right And Wrong Ways To Break Up
The universal feeling when going through a breakup, to use internet speak, is FML.
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34 Greatest Quotes About What It Means To Be A Woman
I married beneath me – all women do.
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I Dropped Out Of College Because I Was Addicted To ‘World Of Warcraft’
This routine of intense playing, without sleeping or eating or going to class lasted for three or four months. My close group of friends soon disappeared—I’d get the occasional text…
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31 Great Quotes About Being In Your 20s
When you’re in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you’ve reached your thirties, it is every five or ten…
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5 Most Frustrating Ages To Be
A 16-year-old girl, slowly melting in the pitiless cauldron that is high school, suddenly wanting to kiss boys and date them instead of sticking your tongue out at them or…
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20 Ways To Deal With People Who Annoy The Crap Out Of You
Don’t entertain people who want to argue irrationally. Just don’t.
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8 Things People Will Say To You When You’re Single
“My aunt never got married, and she is perfectly happy!”
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The Pros And Cons Of Having Long Hair
I feel sexy and feminine all the time, even without makeup or a cool outfit. It’s the best accessory and goes with everything.
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How To Prove You Love Her
You can stand in the rain for an hour. You can keep standing in the rain. You can stand in the rain until you become the rain.
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They Always Come Running Back, Even After They Break Your Heart
What part of “You broke my heart” don’t you understand?
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Why Coming Home Is Hard
We haven’t seen each other in what will be 14 months. We are 5,000 miles apart. We haven’t spoken face-to-face in over a year.
