4. Whenever there’s a bug in my personal bubble.

From French art films to ‘Clueless’ to a Woody Allen classic, here are ones you should make time to watch.

1. Shorter restroom lines.

The Indonesian Mimic Octopus can not only change colours, but will mimic the shapes of other animals, like the flounder, poisonous lion fish, and sea snakes.

Whenever I’m not unsure about the direction my life is going, I simply sign on to Facebook, look at a bunch of pictures, and read a bunch of statuses from…

12. You don’t really express your feelings all that well. You expect people to know and understand how you feel already, and this has been a problem in at least…

1. Ramen 2.0

21. That you are going to get closer to the undergraduates than you think…!

You could work your entire life to be happy and you will still never attain the level of unadulterated bliss a dog feels when you merely walk in the door.

All lesbians keep short fingernails.

If promoting God’s law means taking a chubby, Tony Perkins will suck it up.

Public Relations: In addition to only being allowed to write emails in all caps, you are required to constantly attend events that specialize in mid-level dudes cheating on their girlfriends…

Yet despite these hurdles, I have to say the worst stage of puberty was, without a doubt, the sprouting of those pesky pubes.

Calling a book a “beach read” can be a sort of subtle insult, like telling someone that their shirt seems a little tight or they look beautiful when they wear…

New York is not what everyone says it is. It’s not the “Greatest City in the World” and I didn’t immediately want to move here. I didn’t change my perspective…

26. Elle: This is going to be just like senior year, only funner!

My grandfather put it to me this way: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys,…

Yeah, my friends who fascinate me the most are normally the crazy ones, the ones who burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.

You have to give yourself enough room to grow into who you are and then not be so attached to it that you won’t let yourself become who you’re going…

Reading must become as natural as eating and breathing to you. It’s not something you do because you feel like it, but because it’s a reflex, a default.

4. Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive. Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. -Hillary Clinton