Chloe Angyal

And if you were once the kind of girl who wore jeans in the baking heat of summer, you are, in some ways, always going to be that girl.

What’s frustrating about this ad — beyond the fact that it contradicts pretty much everything Amy Poehler appears to stand for — is that there are tantalizing glimpses of how good it could have been.

I stopped dancing around the same time I decided to stop starving myself. If I was really going to kick my eating disorder, if I was really going to, in the cringe-inducing terms of the body love movement, “make friends with my body,” it probably wasn’t a good idea, I figured, to put it in a leotard and spend many hours a week in a room full of mirrors.

Don’t make “getting laid” your number one priority. Women are brought up believing that men only want one thing from them, and we’re pleasantly surprised when men contradict that conventional wisdom.