The disturbing ways they start to resemble your mother, in habits and appearance.

Here’s a list of 19 people that did some regrettable things for love. Found on Quora’s “What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done for love?” thread.

1. Making eye contact while on the toilet, or with someone who’s on the toilet Someone I know, let’s call him my “uncle,” once scored a hot date, and took…

Get some real advice from a college senior who’s been there. From interviews with seniors at my college.

He had this smug look like he was the most important guy in the room, which he probably was. No one was talking to him. I had to try.

It could be so much worse.

And maybe one day I’ll be reading a book at the Laundromat. Some movement will catch my eye and then I’ll see you taking your clothes out of the dryer.

I remember tears streaming down her face as she shook her head from side to side hysterically and in a mixture of words and uncontrollable sobbing I remember her saying,…

If you are a size 6, then you’ll be given free clothes to wear, termed “promotions”.

The 90s were such an amazing time for hip-hop. The styles and sounds shifted tremendously from that of the 80s and some of the biggest names in the genre emerged…

In Western culture we love to hate or point out all the weird things about Christianity, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and Bill Maher have made life-long careers pointing out the…

This veteran chlamydia hottie, who splits his time between follicle replacement therapy and banging his domestic help, is always a perennial choice for the STD hit.

My little book that I’ve been working on for the last few months, My Heart Is An Autumn Garage, came out last week. It’s a short memoir about the breakdown I had in…

I’m a 23 year old male virgin. Well, I was a 23 year old male virgin. Once upon a time, I was a 23-year-old virgin.

You can’t go beyond your saturation point. You can’t let yourself regress. If your paths are diverging, let them.

2. It’s not a shopping cart, it’s a buggy

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

Complaining that a dead movie star isn’t worthy of a massive response from fans and comparing it to the death of a starving child or a soldier is beyond pointless.

1. You call her every day or multiple times a day just to tell her about little things going on in your life and to find out what’s going in…

About half way through the dinner the husband politely stands up and taps his glass for attention. He announced that his wife of 15 years has been cheating in him…

Wait, Bob Saget isn’t the father. What the hell is going on?

Education is knowledge – not the thoughtless accumulation of knowledge, but knowing what to make of what you see.

Don’t Get Wrapped Up in the Blame-Game/Self-Hate/Regret Tornado.

When my father and grandfather both approached me for help in family affairs.

The past few months have presented me with ample dating horror stories, which had me thinking a lot about where these guys get the idea that certain things are acceptable…

Many people jump into relationships thinking about the outcomes, not the work it will take to get there.

Sometimes it takes courage to be silent and walk away. Sometimes it takes courage to speak up.

Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.

I have no friends. A statement thought by almost everyone after they graduate from college at least once… or, let’s be serious, at least once a week. In college, the…

In your most beautiful moments, in between the minutes of dawn, when the sun rises over you and illuminates the curves of your skin in soft gold hues and glimmers.

Decked out in graphic T-shirts from Abercrombie with roll-on-glitter covering my eyelids and a big smile sporting a whole lot of colorful metal, I thought I was hot shit. Now,…

28. For people who don’t like you

Only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone What does that make me?

I put together the essential Christmas movie watch list, giving you two movies per day to watch with friends or family. There are some that you may not even realize…

At the time I knew that his behavior was weird and not to go with him but I didn’t fully grasp the danger enough to be all that frightened. It…

Now we have jobs, and bills, and real responsibilities that make all of that feel like some kind of fever dream.

JUST LOVE EVERYONE. ALL THE TIME. FOR NO REASON. FOR EVERY REASON.

Stupid email addresses. Seriously people…

An hour later, I received a follow-up email. “It’s 8:15 where you are. You have until 8:37 to reply. Then I start the distribution.”

This is a reminder to try to see yourself through the eyes of a person who loves you today.

In the mind of a writer, your story has not finished. We blame movies. We blame stories. We blame tales that our parents would tell us as we dozed off…

Not just any boyfriend, Santa. I want a boyfriend who will drive me 15 miles to a specific grocery store so I can buy my favorite brand of white cheddar…

Learn to accept the presence of tiny, gross face hairs sprinkled around your bathroom sink and counter. The boyfriend is offering them as a gift.

“You must be a liberal.”

25. The Pez Dispenser

While they have a diverse range of interests, not one of their activities includes licking their hair off and vomiting small piles of fiber around your house.

Keep water near at all times. Girlfriends are always feeling dehydrated.

When I started traveling, my dad asked what I’m running away from. My mother constantly wants to know when I will “settle down” and join the “real world”.

Most employees made their real income by stealing items and re-selling them on eBay. Some stole for personal use, usually the younger employees who were just there as a student…

Moving around the world teaches you many things. It isn’t for everyone. It takes a special type of person to be able to do what we do.