There’s no reason the alphabet needs to be in that order.
Bathtubs are reverse boats.
That you’ve known your parents your entire life, but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs.
Some blind people have never seen a smile, but they still know how to do it when they’re happy.
As a girl, if I fail to have a daughter, I will be the first fuck up in a specific long uninterrupted line stretching back to mitochondrial Eve.
There is no way of knowing if reality actually exists outside of your head.
There are more nipples on earth than people.
8. Big deal
Causality. If the sun disappeared, the earth would continue its orbit for about 8 minutes, as if it were still there.
It’s amazing how the the human mind does not process the the fact I used the the word “the” twice each time in this sentence.
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Your stomach is always filled with warm vomit.
Every word is a made up word!
Neuroscience is literally the brain studying itself.
You always see your nose it’s just that your brain avoids it.
Atoms are made of quantum particles, and quantum particles are just excitations in the quantum field. The quantum field is all around us, even in empty space. When you move, the excitations are traveling along the quantum field. You are now made up of a different part of the quantum field. Same excitations, but a different part of the quantum field.
Just by existing, matter travels at the speed of light at all times. There are two directions for it to travel, through space, or through time. Light travels through space very fast but almost not at all through time, so it almost appears to be existing in more than one place at the same time. We, as matter, travel through time instead of space, so we can appear to be still. The closer to light speed our matter travels, the slower through time we will be traveling relative to those who are still.
That giraffes sleep on average only 1.9 hours daily.
Think about this – if either of your parents did literally anything differently in their lives before conceiving you, you wouldn’t exist. I mean, if they waited one more minute before fucking to make you, a different sperm cell would’ve fertilized your mother’s egg, and that wouldn’t be you. Thinking of it like that, the chances of you being alive is pretty mindfucking.
On top of that, so is the thought of non-existence in general.
The immortal cells of Henrietta Lacks.
19. )) <> ((
There is an uninterrupted hole going from mouth to anus in your body.
Mammoths were alive when the great pyramids were built.
And Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the building of the pyramids.
21. Yes, yes I was
You were once the youngest person on earth.