What I Think About The Ashley Madison Hack, As A Gay Man
What’s wrong with straight people? This is sad.
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What’s wrong with straight people? This is sad.
Besides being an asshole, you’re also supporting a thief.
Well, turns out Trump did more than just hurdle word bombs on his fellow candidates, he kept notes, and we have proof!
I approach the rope. I call Jeff over and whisper, “I’m going to try this, but you’ll catch me if I fall, right?” He says he will, which kinda gives me a semi because he’s straight and muscly and, like, it would be hot to die in his arms.
Maybe they switched from a smartphone to a flip phone.
Heroes aren’t chosen, they’re made over time.
“Have you watched The Cosby Show recently? It’s creepy,” my friend asked from the pool.
“You dress well,” my date started to say during our obligatory post-sex cuddle talk, “you hide your shape well.” Uh, thanks?