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8 Ways To Tell A Guy That You’re Pregnant (But Are Totally Open To An Abortion)
Clue him in that you’re down with flushing that clown while reminding him you’re still the sexy, cute girl he wanted to bareback bang in the first place.
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15 Signs You And Your Best Friend Might Be A Little Too Close
9 times out of 10, you are more successful on a double date than you are on a single date.
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20 Hilarious Tweets To Make You Feel Better About Skipping The Gym
We both know you don’t want to be exercising right now, so to make you feel better about getting Wendy’s instead of doing Crossfit, here are 20 hilarious tweets about…
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39 People Imagine The True-To-Life Slogans Of Each College Major And They’re Hysterical
For those of you that have graduated college (or university), you’ll find that these slogans hit the nail on the head.
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11 Things Only People With Siblings With Special Needs Will Understand
Did you just ask me if I would prefer to have a “normal sister” instead of the one I have now? Please GTFO and never speak to me again.
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11 Ways To Be Sexier In 60 Seconds
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JPKLa-Ofc&w=584&h=390%5D 1. Feel Confident. It may seem like a cliché to some, but feeling confident is the fastest way to unlock your inner sex god.
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Even The Strongest Woman Can Be Fooled By A False Sense Of Security
He invites you into his bed and you are totally and utterly his, but it doesn’t matter because you’re just friends.
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12 Reasons Women Seeking Men With A Good, Stable Job Don’t Mean She’s A Gold-Digger
A woman who wants a financially secure man is not necessarily a gold-digger. In fact, most are not and it’s a common and unjust misconception.
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The 13 People You’ll Meet Working In A Restaurant
You can always find them out back, bunched over, sucking down a Pall Mall and avoiding the manager.
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Never Say F#ck On The Air: And 8 Other Ways College Radio Will Ruin Your Life
I’m done with Spotify. You can keep Pandora. I want no more iPod shufflin’. I don’t need ’em anymore! I had a come-to-Jesus and I’ve returned home … to college…
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10 Things You Don’t Know About American Indians
6. Some Natives live on reservations, some don’t.
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7 Life Lessons We Could All Learn From The Midwest
In the Midwest you work hard, but work isn’t life. Work is what provides the means to spend time with loved ones or to enjoy yourself. Getting to the top…
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25 Drinks And What They Should Actually Be Called
8. Barefoot Wine: Come Over To My Apartment To Sit On My IKEA Couch And Discuss Being 23
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The Only Rejection You Should Fear Is Your Own
It’s only when you begin to accept yourself for who you are — when you talk yourself down from the ledges of changing every last detail of what you think…
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I’m Going To Tell You That I Love You
And I don’t know if you’ll say it back, and to be honest, I don’t know if I really need to hear it back. It’d be nice, sure, but expecting…
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5 Ways To Spot An Army Douchebag
They’re loud. They’re obnoxious. They are army douchebags.
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50 Ways To Be A Woman
2. Dress modestly. Gain attention through who you are rather than the parts of your body you choose to expose. It is worth far more in the long run.
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The Girl You’re Pretending To Be On Instagram
Time to head to brunch! It’s brunch time, of course, because you consume no other regular meal — no breakfast, no lunch. A bowl of cereal or a sad ham…
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10 Karaoke Songs From The 90s To Make Your Night Unforgettable
Bored with karaoke lately? Take matters into your own hands and commit to completing the 90’s Karaoke Challenge!
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34 Unsettling Photos With Creepy Backstories That Will Keep You Up At Night
Some of these images are not safe for life.
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24 Not-So-Soul-Crushing Truths About Being 24
People over the age of 30 begin to take you seriously. They stop to listen to what you have to say. Your parents start to take you seriously, as well.
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10 Graphs That Sum Up The Modern 20-Something Experience
I got bored and drew some pictures. Hopefully, you’ll find a few of these to be “so true,” if not “my life exactly.”
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25 Law Enforcement Officers Reveal The Crimes They’ve Let Slide Because Of How Ridiculous They Were
Sometimes, being a police officer can bring moments of uncontrollable laughter.
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17 Things Every Grown Woman Has In Her Apartment
“Oh, my God, I LOVE Lush. Have you tried their bath bombs?” – The mating call of the Grown Woman.
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41 People On The Most Misused Words In The English Language
“She will hopefully go to the store” means she will go to the store, full of hope. NOT that we hope she will go to the store.
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3 Cures For A Quarter-Life Crisis
Everything feels impossible during a quarter-life crisis, even small decisions like what to eat for dinner or what to watch on Netflix. Here are three simple cures for anyone feeling…
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21 Signs Shopping Really Is Your Cardio
You might or might not have shoved somebody over in the mania of a sample sale.
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I’m Not Waiting For Prince Charming, And Neither Should You
But I think women still have it in their heads that marrying will solidify their lives into something stable and manageable and possibly easier because they know where they’re going…
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For Those Who Don’t Love Loudly
So never believe that a love that isn’t loud, is a love that isn’t there.
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16 Ugly Truths About Being An Adult That You Have To Deal With
2. Spontaneity is dying. Members of your group of friends have careers, spouses, kids, lives, stuff to watch on Netflix, obligations – things that don’t allow everyone to take part…
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The Difference Between Being Alone And Being Lonely
Being lonely is that kind of aching that resonates in your chest. That dull, constant feeling that follows you around all day long. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing or…
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The Benefits Of Moving Abroad Alone
Moving to another country is a huge, scary, life-changing leap.
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5 Crucial Questions You Must Ask Yourself Before You Decide To Commit To Someone Romantically
There’s no need to force something that just isn’t there; or, on the other hand, to push something away that is there. Either way, a relationship has got to progress,…
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Why Do We Always Make Love Seem So Complicated?
I want a love which puts my world into order, which makes the dull and ordinary exciting, and which silences the musings of my heart.
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“It’s Complicated:” A Field Guide To 20 Different Modern Day Not-Relationships
Whether it’s because you’re allergic to putting labels on things, or are just too scared to ask exactly how invested your significant no-ther is when it comes to the two…
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14 Acts Of Kindness That Will Have You Believing In Humanity Once More
Life can be hard, but there’s people who want to help you out.
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If You Care About Your Boyfriend, You Will Never Buy Him A Greeting Card
Have you ever bought your boyfriend a present and thought that you should also buy a greeting card? Let me warn you, you don’t want to do this.
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The Woman I Actually Want To Be With
I want a woman who can bust my chops and be funny without being downright mean. I want a woman who is excited to be with me, who is excited…
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21 Essential Truths To Remember As You Make It Through Your 20s
Just having a job of any kind is already a huge victory. It’s easy to get caught up in wanting a “better” job, or one that pays more, or one…
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This Is How I Lost My Virginity. And My Dad Might Also Be Gay.
My dad’s belly button is pierced.
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60 Songs From The 70s That Will Instantly Put You In A Good Mood
Everyone could use a little more Stevie Wonder in their day.
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13 Rules For Actually Finding Love On OKCupid
Look, it’s a cold, hard reality, but be honest with yourself about how much their pictures actually interest you.
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50 Things Every College Senior Wishes They Knew Freshman Year
9. You WILL grow apart from your high school friends.
