Tons of chicks, just not very many.
Spend 4 Years Aspiring to Discover the Cure for Cancer, and the Rest of Your Life Manufacturing Shampoo.
“I went to a party, once.”
if you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
One rock: just a rock. two rocks: a wall.
Let me google that for you
Did you try turning it off and on again?
(For a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Well… it works on my system…
Where alcohol IS a solution.
Your opinion is wrong.
It actually is rocket science.
The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.
Where everything’s imaginary!
Think about it…
We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.
17. Dental Hygienist
Something to do until you get knocked up.
18. Speech Pathology
We have ways of making you talk.
Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
Because architects don’t know what physics is.
21. Criminal Justice
We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.
It’s worth a shot.
Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.
It’ll get you laid, but it won’t get you paid!
Because you can’t major in kittens.
Good luck doing anything until you get your Master’s!
History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
Forks on the left, knives on the right.
Everything you learned last week was wrong.
30. Creative Writing
Because job security is for pussies.
Because useful is overrated.
Accounting was too hard.
Selling your soul for money.
Learn how to sound intelligent while being too drunk for conversation!
I don’t give a fuck about your “sign.”
We do models.
No touching involved.
Would you like me to put that into a chart for you?
While that answer is correct, it is not the most correct.