39 People Imagine The True-To-Life Slogans Of Each College Major And They’re Hysterical
For those of you that have graduated college (or university), you'll find that these slogans hit the nail on the head.
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1. Computer engineering
Tons of chicks, just not very many.
2. Biochemistry
Spend 4 Years Aspiring to Discover the Cure for Cancer, and the Rest of Your Life Manufacturing Shampoo.
3. Biochemistry
“I went to a party, once.”
4. Archaeology
if you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
5. Archaeology
One rock: just a rock. two rocks: a wall.
6. Information Technology
Let me google that for you
7. Information Technology
Did you try turning it off and on again?
8. Computer Science
(For a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
9. Computer Science
Well… it works on my system…
10. Chemistry
Where alcohol IS a solution.
11. Political Science
Your opinion is wrong.
12. Aerospace Engineering
It actually is rocket science.
13. Engineering
The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.
14. Electrical engineering
Where everything’s imaginary!
15. Philosophy
Think about it…
16. Communications
We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.
17. Dental Hygienist
Something to do until you get knocked up.
18. Speech Pathology
We have ways of making you talk.
19. Linguistics
Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
20. Structural Engineering
Because architects don’t know what physics is.
21. Criminal Justice
We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.
22. Photography
It’s worth a shot.
23. Statistics
Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.
24. Anthropology
It’ll get you laid, but it won’t get you paid!
25. Zoology
Because you can’t major in kittens.
26. Psychology
Good luck doing anything until you get your Master’s!
27. History
History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
28. Film
Forks on the left, knives on the right.
29. Physics
Everything you learned last week was wrong.
30. Creative Writing
Because job security is for pussies.
31. Latin
Because useful is overrated.
32. Finance
Accounting was too hard.
33. Accounting
Selling your soul for money.
34. English
Learn how to sound intelligent while being too drunk for conversation!
35. Astronomy
I don’t give a fuck about your “sign.”
36. Architecture
We do models.
37. Pharmacy
No touching involved.
38. Economics
Would you like me to put that into a chart for you?
39. Nursing
While that answer is correct, it is not the most correct.
