I’m speaking from experience here.

She’s like your friend who is constantly pushing you to do better, except with alcohol and making out with cute guys in bars.

I don’t know what to say about this.

Looking back at old stuff and deleting or throwing it out because it’s not up to par with your current works.

You’re not Jennifer Aniston.

“Binge watching a show on Netflix is more important than our friendship and I’m not even sorry.”

PLEASE DO NOT SQUEEZE.

Look, I LOVE Chandler and Joey’s friendship and I love Monica and Ross’ relationship and duh, I love Phoebe and Joey’s friendship. But I’m here to tell you, I also…

For any mere mortal, getting admitted to or even wait-listed at one Ivy League school is a huge feat, so getting in to all of them is big news indeed.

Oh wow, I didn’t realize people get angry over names!

“A car running over me but not killing me actually doesn’t sound too bad right about now.”

If you have plans with a friend, and they text you that they are stuck in construction on the Beltway, you can expect to see them sometime mid-next week.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe.

My cheeks hurt from laughing so much!

Even if you’ve been of drinking age for several years, you still get that thrill of “Oh, my God, we get to have alcohol in public with the grown-ups” feeling…

Don’t sleep with makeup on.

The final development of Ted’s character was learning to not be the man who lived in his stories: The story of how he met Tracey finally ended, and the rest…

I wonder what color Marilyn Monroe wore. That’s like, a red red. I should Google that.

This playlist could only be more flawless if “Murder Train” was on Spotify.

They can take the instrument out of your hands, but they can’t take the music out of your heart.

The writers didn’t write this show for it to be ABOUT the mother (even though she was awesome) it was about HOW HE MET THE MOTHER and all the trials…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)

She wasn’t right for Ted. She wasn’t his first choice, and he wasn’t hers.

Haircuts, addiction, and their insane relationship with their mom – you can’t change any of it.

There is beauty in being open-minded to cultural differences and embracing all walks of life regardless of intention.

Forever 21: Searching For Cute Sundresses And Jewelry That Stains Your Skin Amongst The Wreckage

Discipline is not child abuse. There, I’ve said it.

6. Ice Cream solves most problems.

1. The Post Makeout Encounter

On nights out, she is sexy, but never aggressive about it. She wears the kind of little black dresses that make your miniskirt or low-cut blouse feel at once too…

This is not what I come here for.

All I’m trying to do is to save you Asian Women from White men. I mean it.