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What Your Girlfriend Actually Wants For Christmas
No matter what it is, she wants to feel that it came from your heart, and not from a checkout line somewhere.
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8 Things You Should Know About People Who Have Had Difficult Pasts, Yet Barely Ever Talk About Them
Everybody has a past they don’t talk about. Not publicizing difficult (or traumatizing) experiences doesn’t mean they don’t exist. You never know who is carrying a burden, and often, it’s…
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50 Quotes That Every INFP Will Instantly Relate To
“I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.” –G.K. Chesterton
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16 Things Only Women With Zero Maternal Instinct Understand
If someone asks you if you’d like to hold their child, you just say “I’m okay, thanks,” as if they were offering you a beer.
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Did Helga And Arnold Get Married? Here’s Where The ‘Hey Arnold’ Gang Are In 2015
Arnold stayed in Hillwood for most of his young adult years except for the year he took to travel around the world — just like his parents.
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Scientific Facts To Remember When You Feel Like Giving Up
Remember that your left lung is smaller than your right lung, simply to make room for the heart you hold within your chest.
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23 Weird But Endearing Sex Moments All Healthy Couples Eventually Experience
When someone gets caught sneaking a peak at the clock mid sesh.
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How Each Cognitive Function Manifests Based On Its Position In Your Stacking
Inferior introverted sensing originally manifests as a resistance to tradition or conformity of any sort.
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This Is What It Really Means When Your Man Looks At Another Woman (From A Man’s Perspective)
It’s probably happened to every woman, at some point. Because, let’s face it, men like to look. To be clear, that’s all men; not just your man, not just single…
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The Top 10 Most WTF Moments From “American Horror Story” (So Far)
It’s no secret that my favorite television show is “American Horror Story.” While the quality and theme of every season differs, there are always at least a few moments that…
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39 Funny Status Updates That Prove Facebook Is Seriously Hilarious
“everyone pray to me, because your other god is too pussy sh*t to destroy ISIS.”
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7 Genuine Ways To Melt A Girl’s Heart (From A Girl’s Perspective)
Tell her that she’s beautiful. Tell her when she’s raw and not done up, tell her when she’s exposed, because if she knows you think she’s beautiful at her worst,…
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24 Hilarious Exam-Themed Tweets To Get You Through Finals Week
You need 600 points to pass. You got 6.
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11 Murderous Love Triangles That Will Make You Feel Blessed To Be Single
“What good is a heart when a heart can be broken.”
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I Noticed A Pattern In Our Workplace Accident Reports, But Nothing Could Have Prepared Me For What I Found
I could have chalked it up to coincidence, but there was a clear pattern here. I had at least ten reports mentioning him. Was he a disgruntled employee trying to…
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7 Reasons Luke Skywalker Was Basically Useless After ‘A New Hope’
After Leia gives Luke his medal at the Rebel’s Nuremberg rally, he has nothing left to contribute other than his vain and selfish quest to become a Jedi. How can…
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I Took Part In A Psychology Experiment For Some Extra Christmas Money (And I Regret It)
That excitement is what helped me to skip over all of the disclaimers in the contract that Dr. Phelps put before me. Since that day, I’ve re-read the contract a…
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43 People Share The Most Inspiring, Thoughtful, And Funny Advice That They Actually Live By
14. Be excellent to each other.
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15 Guys On How Much Weight Their Girlfriends Would Have To Gain Before They Stopped Getting Hard
“My wife is 5’2” and 108. The fattest woman I ever slept with was the same height and 160; I could get hard for a woman when I was 23…
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The Nine Goodbyes Of Your Breakup
You will fuck the hurt out of your skin and call it nothing because it is.
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13 Teachers Reveal Their Most Ridiculous Parent-Teacher Conference Experiences
“Do you really expect Cam to finish all that homework? He has football practice every night! I don’t think you teachers understand that students have lives outside of school.”
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Left At The Altar: 10 Heartbroken Brides Describe How It Feels
“It’s an empty hole in my body that feels bottomless some days, and will never be filled.”
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This Is How You Make Your Life Your Own
Do not wear your body like an apology. Wear it proudly. Be in awe of your form for what it is, for where it gets you, for what it allows…
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What Your Girlfriend Wants, But Will Never Ask For
She wants you to say that you love her, at weird, random moments when no one would expect it.
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13 Posts That Prove This Feud Between ‘Brendan’ And ‘Robert’ Is The Most Hilarious Facebook Fight Ever
It’s everything you hate about Facebook turned funny!
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Another 25 Hilarious Conversations Overheard At Whole Foods
I don’t want the lasers touching my homeopathic remedies.
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Sorry, But You Have To Stop Being A Pushover: 7 Times You Need To Stand Up For Yourself
Sometimes, the courageous thing to do is “walk away” or “let it go.” But sometimes that is nothing more than cowardice.
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Check Yourself: Sometimes You Are The Toxic Person
A lot of toxicity is accidental. A lot of it is innocent. A lot of it is approached with genuinely positive intentions.
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16 Kinky Sex Talk Tips That Will Blow Your Partner’s Top
You know what they say: Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
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What Every Daughter Needs To Hear Every Day
Tell them how beautiful they are no matter what anyone else says.
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27 Real People Explain Why They Want Donald Trump To Be President
“I’d rather have a blowhard like Trump than a religious nutter like Carson or Cruz.”
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I’ve Always Known There Was Something Wrong With My Sister’s Children… And Now I Know What It Is
When my sister announced her pregnancy, my mother was disgusted and my father was horrified. After the pregnancy was announced, I would sit in my bedroom for hours and hear…
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18 Dirty Text Messages That Will Make You Ready To Have Sex Right Now
“I pull your pants down and rub the outside of your boxers.”
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This Profound Tumblr Post Explains Why ’90s Kids Are Endlessly Obsessed With The ’90s
We love the ’90s so much it’s almost as if we can’t leave the ’90s.
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My Daughter Wants To Know Why Our Elf On The Shelf Is Behaving Strangely… We Don’t Have An Elf On The Shelf
“It’s not a lie! I couldn’t leave Jingles outside!” My daughter’s wide brown eyes are filling with tears now. Great, meltdown mode. “He was tapping and he was cold and…
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Welcome To The Generation Of Fuckbois
I know I have and it seems that this type of behavior is considered the new romance of our generation. I mean, how could you not have butterflies in your…
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25 Important Relationship Milestones You Can Have Besides Getting Engaged
The moment when you first become comfortable in silence together. When you no longer feel pressured to have a conversation, because you’re so happy and relaxed around one another that…
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Most People Aren’t Forever: 10 Signs You’ve Confused A “Teacher” For A “Soul Mate”
Just reading up until this point makes you want to click off and completely disregard it altogether.
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10 Reasons Why Smart Women Usually Have The Hardest Time Finding Love
Smart women are intimidating, and whether by virtue of feeling threatened or unworthy, people have a lot of strong feelings about them – good and uh, not so good.
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5 Signs You’re In A Relationship That Will Last – According To Psychology
You approach issues with “here’s how we got into this, and here’s how I’d like us to get out.”
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A 9 Step Guide To Emotional Housekeeping, Because Feelings Won’t Kill You, But Running From Them Will
Change the way you think by learning about why you think the way you do.
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Read This If Everyone Has A Boyfriend But You
When everyone has a boyfriend but you, you spend countless nights reliving all the memories from when you weren’t this alone. You think, “I’ll be happy once someone loves me…
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This Is How You’ll Miss Them
You won’t miss them loudly. You will miss them in the details; you will miss them in the quiet.
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This Is All There Is (And It’s More Than Enough)
No wonder we are stressed. No wonder we are so busy.
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27 Guys On The Cute Little Things Girls Do That Are Unintentionally Sexy
“Flicking their hair around. Touching their hair. Putting it up and then down again.”
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24 Obscure ‘Harry Potter’ Facts Only A True Fan Would Know
The American wizard governing body is the “Magical Congress of the United States of America,” and the current President is Samuel G. Quahog.
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18 Weird, Gross, And Hilarious Things Every Guy Does That They Think Girls Don’t Notice (They Do)
“Men take SO LONG to poop? I don’t understand. What is going on in there? Do you fall in? Is it like a Narnia situation?”
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Obviously Angelica Ended Up In Drug Rehab: Here’s Where All The ‘Rugrats’ Are In 2015
Angelica is now out of drug rehab and enrolled in classes at a local community college to finish her degree. She worries that going back to work might re-trigger her…
