Sweet Home Alabama smartly banks on Reese Witherspoon’s girl-next-door appeal and features a couple great scenes and zingers (e.g. “You brought a baby… into a bar?”)

The path to whatever your notion of success is will likely not be linear. Don’t take continuous personal growth for granted.

1. Losing Motivation For The 22,467th time.

Become employed as the “Before” model in “Before and After” plastic surgery ads.

Like it’s some mystical new age therapy with intangible healing properties. It’s not Kaballah, it’s a food allergy. Are you into reiki, homeopathy, or the healing power of crystals, magnets…

You compose a text that’s talking crap on someone and accidentally send it to the person you’re trashing. Seriously, is there a more terrifying scenario out there for 20-somethings, other…

Despite the fact that you, too, used a fake ID just a few short years ago, you are filled with righteous indignation. “Wait your turn, you brats,” you long to…

Glitter keychains that said things like “100% Angel.” (Bonus points if they said “100% Devil” on the back.)

XXXtina’s music usually makes me cry tears of terror rather than genuine emotion but for her famous self-love anthem “Beautiful”, she actually manages to make a positive mark on my…

8. You’re more comfortable at a Renaissance fair full of fake knights than a nightclub full of fake Renaissance men.

There’s three types of freshman journalism majors: ones who want to be Carrie Bradshaw, ones who want to write for Rolling Stone, and ones who want to be Woodward and…

Do not drink alone if you are within a 5-mile radius of a McDonald’s, Domino’s, White Castle, or KFC.

I know you were born with a vagina and everything, and so you think that’s enough to make you a woman. But guess what? No it’s not!

They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to…

20. Hitting on the hot 20 something without being the creepy old daddy nobody wants to talk to.

“We are birds, and birds can fly.”

13. Walking through a spider web.

We can’t split up. It’s only three a.m.. Only the elderly and the terminally bogus go home at this geriatric hour.

Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.

A good nine out of ten bad things I’ve worried about never happened. A good nine out of ten bad things that did happen never occurred to me to worry…

The producers originally cast Amanda Seyfried as Cady, but Michaels felt she would be a better Karen.

You are not wearing the kinds of clothes you feel best in because you perceive them to be “not in style,” “not a good label,” or “not meant for someone…

Perhaps it would be best to make an actual list of information you acquired legitimately vs. information that you harvested from Facebook/Google/old blogs/other unfortunate sources

Tell real-life scary stories, like the one time you didn’t have health insurance or the pregnancy test you took in college.

Because you’re single and need to pay for a gym membership and buy the right pair of jeans that makes your ass look good so you can increase your chances…

You’re smoking. You don’t ever smoke.

Living in doubt can be addictive, it can give a sense of burning hopefulness that, as long as it is not extinguished completely, can sustain someone for years on end.

The moment you step foot into an Apple store, you are bombarded with a bunch nerdy dudes named like “Steve” or “Dan” dressed in blue tee shirts and beyond eager…

Words are thoughts, and thoughts shape emotions. If you tell yourself you’re a bald ugly loser with a speckled egglike head, you’ll be right. If you tell yourself you’re a…

Remember when Taylor bought the house across the street from the Kennedy’s just so she could be closer to Conor? This was, like after a MONTH of dating him. She…

Get some of Rachel Zoe’s horse tranquilizer pills that she used to feed Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton back in the day. It’s not FDA-approved but it has been approved…