Here is a list of 29 things from the 90s that you might not remember on your own.

Everyone, except for a white lesbian couple who had moved to the area to build parks for underprivileged children, was black or Hispanic.

I let my nose break me, but it turns out that, for the most part, I just wanted something to blame for my shortcomings.

I can’t tell you the last time I sat down to eat and didn’t completely fall into a whirlwind of frightening thoughts: Is this really three ounces of chicken? Will…

Bonus points if you actually use different voices/accents for the different people in the imaginary conversation. That is a prestigious level of shower insanity.

6. The Usual Suspects

It is so much more simple to say, “Stop caring what a man thinks, ladies, you’re beautiful as you are,” than to address all of the myriad reasons why that…

Does your city have a giant pink elephant giving itself a bath?

2. You’re kind of avoiding introducing them to your friends.

16. Evidence also indicates that we may have had our first bisexual or lesbian first lady.

To be black and to vote Republican don’t seem to go together. But where does this distrust of black Republicanism come from? Are black people really slaves to the Democratic…

Soon, your honger — your hungry anger — will drive you to eat that Jumbo Slice and/or pack of nuggets as though it dishonored your family name and this is…

Geeks are the bones of every high school. Not because they’re busy getting stuffed in lockers, but because they’re the only ones who aren’t pretending. Everyone else is pretending.

Everyone convinced you that taking the first job that would have you was the best way to secure your future, and now you’re absolutely paranoid of letting it go.

In 2009 I got really fed up with my 9-5 job and decided to quite and spend a year backpacking around Asia. It took a year of living with my…

6. If we don’t orgasm, it’s not to spite you.

Throw yourself into the degree, the promotion, the internship, or the backpacking tour of Asia that you have always dreamed of doing but knew that you couldn’t do if anyone…

You basically have to walk a perfect straight line at all times in Japan because if you veer off at any moment you will almost definitely get mashed by a…

The sad truth is that even if we were to invest all of our time and resources into making ourselves look like somebody else, most of us would not succeed…

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

“Real Life,” despite being the name of a recent facebook album, is decidedly a thing.

A walk home from work is a walk through the parade of Nations during the Olympics.