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21 Things You Learn From Your First Love
Being in love is a full-time job, and a lot of other parts of your life are going to have to take a big hit in terms of time commitment…
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13 Things Men Need To Stop Saying
Your ex is absolutely not an actual crazy person, and if she is, you should probably think of a kinder way to say it.
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19 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Humans
You could work your entire life to be happy and you will still never attain the level of unadulterated bliss a dog feels when you merely walk in the door.
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5 Things That Will Happen When You Date A Marxist
How many among us have met a Marxist and wondered, with no real sense of how to approach this very important question, ‘should I date this Marxist?’
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8 Inconvenient Truths That Will Change How You See Things
There are few things that come without pros and cons, things you lose while you gain, and choices that leave other avenues unexplored.
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10 Famous Ugly Guys I Think Are Hot
Steve Buscemi’s resemblance to a meth addict is incontestable, but his eyes man, his eyes.
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11 Signs You Really Love Them
8. When you spend hours in bed on Saturday night in a pool of potato chips, Coca-Cola and Sour Patch Kids, binge-watching your favorite Netflix shows. The world feels right.
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The Most Amazing Anti-Gay Ad You Will Ever See
If promoting God’s law means taking a chubby, Tony Perkins will suck it up.
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9 Postgraduate Jobs, And What It’s Like To “Work” In Them
Public Relations: In addition to only being allowed to write emails in all caps, you are required to constantly attend events that specialize in mid-level dudes cheating on their girlfriends…
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I Like My Bush
Yet despite these hurdles, I have to say the worst stage of puberty was, without a doubt, the sprouting of those pesky pubes.
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5 Summer Books For Smart People
Calling a book a “beach read” can be a sort of subtle insult, like telling someone that their shirt seems a little tight or they look beautiful when they wear…
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New York City Is Overrated, But That’s OK
New York is not what everyone says it is. It’s not the “Greatest City in the World” and I didn’t immediately want to move here. I didn’t change my perspective…
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30 Quotes That Will Make You Want To Watch ‘Legally Blonde’ Right Now
26. Elle: This is going to be just like senior year, only funner!
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32 Of Life’s Best Feelings
13) Waking up earlier than expected, having a bowl of cereal and going back to bed. Laziness is so awesome.
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How To Adequately Deal With Swamp Ass
It’s a rookie mistake to stand directly up from any chair not made of an absorbent material during swamp ass season.
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20 Things Guys Can Do To Become Instantly More Attractive
11. When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
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30 Hilarious Mindy Kaling Tweets That Will Make Your Day
Fact: I only have Twitter just to follow Mindy Kaling.
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I Dated A Trustfund Baby And All I Got Was This Blog Post
Soon I discovered the ambitious guy I first met was just someone totally and completely lost, a victim of overparenting and privilege.
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10 Reasons Why Men Are The Superior Sex
My grandfather put it to me this way: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys,…
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7 Signs You’re Becoming A Better Person
It takes so long for “No” to really mean something. We are ultimately creatures who want to please, and be accepted, and make one another comfortable.
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The Time I Tried Grouper (No, Not The Fish)
They say love is blind but really, who are we kidding?
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Being A Hot Mess In Your Twenties Isn’t Worth It
I feel regretful now when I read my earlier writings where I was like, “OMG, do all the coke and make all the mistakes!” That was irresponsible of me. That…
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How To Get Out
If you are thinking that maybe you should get out, you can. You can do it. Tell someone. Tell one person. Anyone. Today. Right now. Do it.
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Here’s To The Crazy Ones….
Yeah, my friends who fascinate me the most are normally the crazy ones, the ones who burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.
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12 Status Symbols For 20-Somethings
The absence of BYOB on your event invitation is the chicest status symbol of our time.
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Motherhood, 20-Something Life, The Sex Tape & More With Star Of MTV’s ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham
As seen on 16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom.
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23 Signs You’re A Serial Monogamist
Your long-term relationships have ended because you felt that you needed to break free and be on your own for a while, but you quickly followed them up with a…
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18 (Real) Rules For Living
18. Happy people are not the ones who have it all and do not suffer.
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21 Things You Need Before You’re Ready To Seriously Date
The comfort with your appearance to be naked, makeup-free, and completely casual without feeling like you want to peel your skin off every time your significant other sees you in…
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What Happens After What Was “Supposed To Be”
You have to give yourself enough room to grow into who you are and then not be so attached to it that you won’t let yourself become who you’re going…
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10 Possible Solutions For People Who Have Trouble Falling Asleep At Night
2. Duck tape your mind’s mouth shut.
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How To Read More — A Lot More
Reading must become as natural as eating and breathing to you. It’s not something you do because you feel like it, but because it’s a reflex, a default.
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35 ‘Clueless’ Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living
4. Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive. Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
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Why It’s So Hard: The Guide To Modern Dating
In short, our unconscious is wired to seek out members of the opposite sex who it believes will fulfill our unfulfilled emotional needs, to fill in the gaps of the…
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11 Things That Are Not Your Responsibility
Unless you are a sex worker and they have paid you, this is not your job.
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6 Passive Aggressive Ways To Subtly Get Your Crush’s Attention
4. Share this article on a social network in the hopes that they’ll see it and recognize that it’s in regards to them.
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31 Quotes That Will Change The Way You View The Media
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. -Hillary Clinton
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The 18 Strangest Places People Have Had Sex
Handjob in the back of a cop car
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If You Don’t Know What ASMR Videos Are, You Need To Watch Them Right Now
Apparently, ASMR stands for “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.” This “response” can basically be described as “brain tingles,” something that only some people can experience.
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19 Brutal Truths About Life That No One Will Tell You
People think about their exes in bed sometimes, including with you. Including about that ex you are really threatened by and worry that they might still have feelings for.
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10 Tips For Flirting When You Don’t Feel So Confident
2) Never underestimate the power of an amazing outfit.
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The 6 Types Of Female Friendships
Now your relationship is less like a delicate flower and more like some kind of Cold War-era bunker, ready to withstand literally anything that life will throw at it.
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8 Unfortunate Signs You’re Unappreciated And Deserving Of Better
You are a person, not a product – if it feels like you’re constantly giving an infomercial type sales pitch to somebody so they’ll understand your worth, there’s a problem…
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13 Things We Were Probably Supposed To Grow Out Of, But Never Did
5. Settling significant decisions via Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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How To Be Friends After It’s Over
Don’t tell me about your day. Don’t ask about mine.
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16 Rules For Naming Your Child
Do not give an utterly unpronounceable spelling to a well-known name.
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Check Out This Painful List Of Reasons A Girl Dumped Her Boyfriend
You go, girl, you did what we never could. And then put it on the internet.
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11 Reasons I’m Alone
I’d give everything away to be with someone, allow myself to be taken advantage of, because I haven’t figured out how just being close to someone isn’t enough.