Jill Neumann

1. Have a good cry.

Make no mistake: Racism is alive and well and we have a long way to go in this country. We should never stop fighting that. But I also hope we expand our understanding and fight to include economic justice — which is at the root of the country’s problems.

How we wish society was isn’t necessarily how society actually is.

I’m pretty sure I have a screw coming out of my face. The roof of my mouth, actually. I can feel a bump that wasn’t there before and there’s a slight metallic taste if I press on it with my tongue.

Seven of the emails included photos. Three were face pics, two were cock shots, one was of a man wrestling a gigantic Marlin (seriously, this is true) and one was of a diagram of a vagina, illustrating the G-spot, which I much appreciated.

Once you have identified the man you want, using these rules you SHOULD get you that ring in no longer than nine months.

My father said that $80 a month was the best rental fee in town and that I’d never pay less again as long as I lived. This fact did not soothe me. This was unfair. This was Iran.

First of all, “Blurred Lines” is a jam. Love it. Can’t NOT dance when it comes on. However, some of the lyrics bother me.