When we finally grow into the cyborgs we seem destined to become- we’ll finally live as our own creations made in our own image.

Pornhub released this pretty fascinating infographic based on the most popular search terms for each state.

Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.

We laid next to each other for a while after that, limbs intertwined, the playlist still on repeat, the candles burning out. The sun was rising. My real life was…

Possessing a vagina, aside from the beautiful things that come with it like wide hips and the ability to multi-task, is an incredible financial burden for the average woman.

You’re not afraid of confrontation, you shine in interviews, and you have a knack at getting along with new people. When you are in control of the careening steam engine…

Let the agony, the obsession, consume you. Nothing hurts quite as exquisitely as loving someone who doesn’t love you.

If you live in Los Angeles or New York, you might also think about joining a cult that rich people like, such as Scientology or Landmark Education. I was recently…

Like the polluted, magenta-hued New York sunset best visible when driving west on the LIE, the craziest girls are often masked in beauty.

We partnered with Uber so we could pay the bills… and help you with yours.

Since I wasn’t born with the luxury of resting on my looks (there is NOTHING to rest on, besides maybe a jagged rock), I’ve had to develop good conversation skills.…

For strict hookups, flirting is arguably a cog in an outdated machine.

We had the picture-perfect relationship. Honestly.

It’s a beautiful day, but I can’t notice, because I hate everything about the sun and the morning, like commuter bicyclists with their rolled-up pant legs and constipated looks as…

A true, from-the-gut, ab-workout-style laugh is the best medicine.

1. Whenever my leg or foot is dangling off the bed, someone, or worse, something is going to grab it.

The Paris versus New York debate ever rages on and below-the-belt remarks are tossed like grenades across both sides of the Atlantic.

The Bar—that lone tavern in the sprawling metropolis that is your college town—is a thing of intrigue. Even for a native New Yorker accustomed to passing by watering holes on…

When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.

The sex wasn’t great. But it wasn’t bad, either—a little uncomfortable (physically and otherwise), but no more so than expected. What was unbearable was the pillow talk.

Miley Cyrus gets to be dragged through the mud as a “gross slut,” and that is fun. That is the downfall her story arc was always looking for.

It’s not just Cyrus that’s being Miley. We all are.

Having scapegoats on both sides is definitely not the worst…

What Jeopardy! category would you clear, no problem?

There are 35-50 active serial killers in the United States at any given moment.

After a breakup I don’t feel like showering or working out or eating anything other than ramen smothered in sriracha sauce.

Spoiler alert: a lot of these tragic demises are key plot points to these Disney masterpieces.

Sadly, recent years have demonstrated that when given unbridled access to social media, celebrities are far from immune to one of the few universal human truths…

The idea that words cannot always say everything has been written about extensively.

You walk into the recruiter office and eyeball those posters of soldiers with stern faces of quiet dignity and confidence, you lack both.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

16. On that note, common sense isn’t that common. You will understand this when you are forced to train new employees.

No, your eyes do not deceive you, that is indeed a CARDIGAN DRESS.

Introverts can be difficult to know – because we often require a little more work that the average bear.

If you find a sale item that you’re interested in buying, check the online version of the store before you purchase — often, their sales are better online, and you…

You have a mutual favorite movie or show that the two of you can quote down to the last line. Everyone has learned to hate your conversations that exist only…

Don’t sleep alone. Wake up surrounded by friends so you can all get something to eat and talk about the amazing things that just happened.

Maybe these will put your life into perspective.

Sometimes, you wonder if everyone is faking it, even the people who seem to have it all down to a science.

For reasons unknown, a predilection for scientology is often accompanied by closeted sexual preferences.

There’s nothing more valuable in life than someone who’s nice to you and means it.

One-night-only-no-strings-attached encounters are controversial.

Here comes the kick: “It’s not you, it’s me”.

Breakups will never be what they once were. In order to really let go and not spend two years getting over a six month relationship, you have to detach. You…

The major, overarching aspects of your life will always retreat to the background and become the platform for your day. They will not be the things that capture your wonder…

Fact: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears almost starred in ‘The Notebook.’

I for one have never had a drunken night of dancing that ended well.

Did you know that, based on the word’s original definition, the satirical newspaper “The Onion” is a “travesty?”

When you need someone to open up about something, have them drive you somewhere.

1. Pretending they’re “into you” just to get you “into” bed.