Not since Lost had I been so engulfed in a show like I was with True Detective.

8. A swelling sense of lame-ness.

It’s been two whole days since a Malaysia passenger jet, carrying 227 passengers and 12 crew members, took off from Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, en route to Beijing.

The way around all of the constant wondering and let-downs, is to get you and your partner to sign a contract stating the guidelines.

“You look like a clown,” a hater hisses upon seeing your turquoise eyeshadow. “I look like a mermaid,” you respond, flawlessly.

“I tip based on the size of your…”

18. They view In-N-Out as a religion.

I was so shocked that I went on auto-pilot mode and threw their leftovers away. The guy was NOT very hungry after that, though.

Broad shoulders just give off an air of masculinity and I love the contours of the bones there, they look so inviting and I want to nibble on them.

She might be covered in flour, but there’s always a smile on her face.

As the good folks at Citizen Eco-Drive know full well, there’s nothing quite like that unstoppable, on top of the world feeling.

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Translation and rationalization of unsatisfactory text messages.

As an aspiring music journalist, I’ve found the best medicine to remedy any case of the blue’s is an upbeat playlist, paired together with some fresh air.

You want them on everything. You want them in all patterns, all colors, all fabrics.

Even so much as joking about Catholicism makes you feel oddly uneasy.

It’s amazing how many people that live in Louisville have never been to Churchill Downs.

You catch yourself giving sage, almost weary advice to girls who are no more than two years younger than you. (You punctuate this advice with, “You’re so young.”)

BEER BATTERED SLICED APPLES COVERED IN POWDERED SUGAR.

How could Buffalo, New York, the city where a person’s umbilical cord freezes instantly upon exiting the womb, be the new “it” city?

Not understanding the concept of boredom because you are so content with your own company.

One of your legs gets really small and it’s weird.

“I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.” – Pablo Neruda

Buying an ice cream with some kind of chunks in it and proceeding to excavate all the chunks out and then leave the rest of the ice cream in the…