Let me state for the record that I absolutely hate going to the club. I’d rather do my taxes than go to the club. It’s loud, obnoxious, overpriced, and usually full of sweaty, terrible people. One of the biggest things I dislike is the music selection. People are here to dance and have fun, not discover deep tracks off of some obscure house album from 2004. Play the hits so even the most drunken patron can sing along. Here are the only 30 songs they should play at the club.

1. Prince – Kiss

2. J Kwon – Tipsy

3. R. Kelly – Ignition (Remix)

4. T.I. – Bring Em Out

5. Outkast – Ms. Jackson

6. Terror Squad – Lean Back

7. Kanye West – Stronger

8. Bel Biv DeVoe – Poison

9. Ludacris – Money Maker

10. Snoop Dogg – Drop It Like It’s Hot

11. Jay-Z – 99 Problems

12. Rihanna – Pon De Replay

13. Driicky Graham – Snapbacks & Tattoos (Remix)

14. Far East Movement – Like A G6

15. 50 Cent – In Da Club

16. Blackstreet – No Diggity

17. Notorious B.I.G – Hypnotize

18. E-40 – U And Dat

19. Bobby Brown – Humpin Around

20. Montell Jordan – This is How We Do It

21. Lil Jon – Get Low

22. Chingy – Right Thurr

23. Lil Wayne – 6 Foot, 7 Foot

24. Juvenile – Back That Thang Up

25. Nelly – Country Grammar

26. Mims – This Is Why I’m Hot

27. Pras – Ghetto Superstar

28. Big Sean – Dance (A$$)

29. Missy Elliot – Get Ur Freak On

30. Nelly – Shake Ya Tailfeather