Let me state for the record that I absolutely hate going to the club. I’d rather do my taxes than go to the club. It’s loud, obnoxious, overpriced, and usually full of sweaty, terrible people. One of the biggest things I dislike is the music selection. People are here to dance and have fun, not discover deep tracks off of some obscure house album from 2004. Play the hits so even the most drunken patron can sing along. Here are the only 30 songs they should play at the club.