As we’ve grown into the sometimes functional human beings that we currently are, we’ve come across certain films that have truly “spoken to us”–that focus on the sorts of issues…

15. Pushing your stomach out to get an idea of what pregnant-you will look like.

I’ve spent so much of my twenties testing myself, seeing how far I could go before I retreated to what felt safe. That’s why I met the man off Grindr.…

Keep their living space in a slight state of disarray.

Only 35% of Harvard freshman have ever had sex. Nationwide, 47% of students have sex before they graduate high school.

I’m hot cuz I’m fly, you ain’t cuz you not. This is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot.

1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.

Here are some newly-minted throwbacks that could catalyze the extraordinary.

Are you an introvert, or have the other less social, apprehensive aspects of your personality led you under a category to which you don’t necessarily belong?

If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.

Don’t go to New York and eat Sbarro’s for lunch, you feel me?

Now before you go thinking that I’m some horribly calculating automaton, first stop and think about how beneficial this kind of universal self-centeredness is.

Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.

There are great yawning ravines of distance between “humoring your overtures” and “seeking you out to talk to you on their own.” And that is a distinction we can always…

You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.

You have a cup of coffee in one hand, and with the other you browse each stall and shop for the perfect products to make your dinner tonight.

A sort of 1984 for the Amazon.com generation, DFW’s over-a-thousand-pages opus deals with the state of a world that’s entirely steeped in advertising and consumerism.

“I got bitten by a 6-year-old, will I turn into a 6-year-old?”

A great night for me is sitting around watching Family Guy, drinking a beer and masturbating.

What I never expected was that one of these guys would become a constant source of entertainment.

Broad declaration: there is no feeling more fantastic than those first few days at the end of summer when you walk outside in the morning to unexpectedly crisp air and…

As our religions, politicians, and parents tell us, violence is wrong. But as our music, video games, and movies tell us, it also sells. Here are five rappers who crossed…

2. Unless a short person asks you to, please don’t pick him or her up.

Who the hell is Dave Coulier? NO ONE KNOWS THESE THINGS.

You’re tired of consuming junk. You want a sex life that’s organic and locally-sourced and grass-fed. You want boring and predictable sex at 9:30pm before bed. A chore that’s like…

When we were young, all we could think about was growing up faster. We thought about the career we’d have, the dog, the children, our perfect spouses and have the…

I know my pick.

These courtships tend to flood themselves with awkward pauses, financial bracket litmus tests, and plenty of overzealous drink slam-downs–emphasizing the gravitas that is the collective struggle of dealing with their…

3. Go download a neato font for the GIANT, RED TEXT that’ll constantly appear everywhere in your erratic video.

Ordinary life does not interest me.