There is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.

Bacon infused bourbon.

Now, here’s the thing—you can’t just outright give your scrappy 20-something a job with their dream employer. They will want to earn it (as well they should).

As a pedestrian in London, you don’t have the right of way. Which is always beneficial if you’re looking to get run over.

Most people, when reading a title like the one for this post, will immediately assume that there is a mountain of hate ready to be dumped in their laps. Well,…

Everyone wants to be happier, but no one thinks to ask how. We assume we know what we need to be doing. After all we’ve seen the movies.

Life is nothing but one experimental music phase after the other.

7. I don’t have fruit snacks in my purse.

Pregame hard. Which is cheaper and gets you more drunk? A bottle of wine from Trader Joes or a $15 mixed drink from Southside? You tell me.

“It still creeps me out that I saw this man almost EVERY SINGLE DAY and he just sat there with his coffee plotting my demise.”

I will never understand my mother.

Listen, if you’re not gonna be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

You will have to take at least 7 inches off the hem/legs of every dress, skirt and pair of pants you buy.

You will always be stupidly adorable.

There is no other company that has more fun with their social media account than DiGiorno.

He then took a nickel, spit on it, told me that was my tip and threw it on the ground under the table.

We can dig deeper and try to get to the bottom of why we lose self-control upon entering a Target, or we can just accept the red & khaki wizard…

You might fall in love with a local.

There I was, cozy in bed late the other night, yet unable to sleep. HGTV was on for background noise (shut up, it’s soothing), Tindr refreshed on a loop, and…

Mentally strong people have healthy habits. They manage their emotions, thoughts, and behaviors in ways that set them up for success in life. Check out these things that mentally strong…

1. The “Oh Shit” Hangover Waking up and realizing you need to be in class or the office way too soon.

1. I’m focused on having sex with someone I actually like.

We couldn’t let everything fall to fate, and hope that infatuation alone would keep us afloat. I would have to learn how to be patient, and there would be things…

Relationships are much simpler than our generation makes them out to be. It’s now common to hear people saying things like, “Well, he was kind of rude to me on…

Just sitting here…. judging you from my singleness.

I am thankful I carry with me the pieces of a broken heart, recognizing these pieces are not only a part of who I am today, but are valuable pieces…

We are made of stardust and tiny little atoms and molecules and one day all of that will disintegrate and become a part of the Earth.

Being single is kind of an armor guarding against whatever cultural or biological intuitions are telling me, as a woman, to be self-sacrificial.

You get what you settle for. Set standards accordingly.

You have a crew of “mall friends” and you hook each other up when you can.

You Return Everything You Borrow.