One year, one of my friends received a phone call from two other students; these girls thought it would a good idea to make a list of everything they disliked…

Everyone knows when someone got new head shots done, because they post the 72 best outtakes on their Facebook page one by one, and then make the most flattering one…

As much as I appreciate someone telling me to keep my chin up when going through a hard time, I’m fairly certain I’d rather them let me punch dance out…

The middle seat is your domain.

Not even the least sexually inhibited are immune to awkward moments between the sheets. The reason for this, I believe, is twofold. First, we’re all susceptible to the involuntary nature…

Cry until you’re all out of tears, and all that remains is resilience.

If you add this nail-world favorite to any polish, it will shine bright like a diamond. Just trust me.

Still, all of the above is still better than having a roommate, am I right #studiostrugglers?

There’s nothing that makes me quiver more than a drug dealer entering my private home and asking, “Mind if I use the restroom?” Fact is, buddy, I DO mind.

I haven’t been in a fist fight since I was 15, but if I needed to, I would crack some skulls for my best friend.

Stay confident in knowing that you made the right decision. Your wallet may be crying and your apartment may be sketchier than an undergraduate drawing class, but dammit your memoir…

People who’ve never tried Flying Biscuit or Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles have never truly lived.

I wish to God I’d had a list like this when I was 23.

To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.

Single people love to whine about being single.

1. Make friends with at least one bartender at each of your top 3 favorite bars.

Britney’s perfumes account for 34% of all celebrity perfume sales.

Today I began an essay: For as long as I have known how to be, I’ve been ashamed of my body. My publications all live within this same confessional territory.

I know that people – all people – are victims of humanity; we are all broken.

10. Make sure your lips are always chapped by constantly licking them and never applying chap stick.

“Cooking and re-organizing knick knacks all day seems like it actually might be pretty sweet.”

A pair of boots that keep your feet warm and comfortable in the winter without giving you that upside-down corn dog look of Uggs.

22. Take a friend’s dog for a walk. Who said working out had to be heart-poundingly difficult?

In the brief amount of time it takes to reach your train station, hit the front of the lunch line, or collect your latte, you’ve somehow managed to project an…

21. When somebody compares your looks to another person, that other person always has glasses—no matter how little they actually look like you.