8. Cheating.

It may not technically be summer yet, but it’s not snowing anymore hooray!

Do people around the world really think Americans eat fat, fat, lard, and mayonnaise? Let’s find out. Check out this Reddit thread for more ridiculous foods that the world thinks…

I hear the word “patriarchy” and I want to laugh. What patriarchy? Are you sure you don’t mean oligarchy?

Second semester: I wonder how much coffee it would take to kill someone?

18. I need a new profile pic.

Shout out to my people in single-sex boarding schools.

You don’t need more stress in your life.

If you have sensitive skin, find products that will be gentle. Remember: sensitive skin is a condition, NOT a skin type.

Just as much as we would hold an intervention on someone who is suffering from a heroin addiction, or drinking themselves to death, should we not give the same attention…

Who else but us reps the 914?

That glowing woman who lovingly rubs her belly as she flawlessly glides around her home and effortlessly completes day-to-day tasks? Yeah, she doesn’t exist.

I wake up in the morning and can’t open my eyes.

My name is Ashley and I am a junior at a mid-range state university majoring in communications.

They appreciate you endlessly for your ability to say, “you’re overthinking it, you don’t have to worry about it.”

You feel that you have evolved to a refined, classy level of getting drunk, where they are all kamikazes and Red Bulls and bumping into you while dancing to their…

Say what you will about the internet, but give people enough time and they’ll always find a way to spark your interest.

1. You’re incredibly thrilled that no one who matters is here to see the state of your apartment. At this point, the messiness isn’t so much pathetic as it is…

Did you know it’s National Karaoke Week? Of course you did!

If I’m at the movies and I see a group of teens walk in I immediately start playing out a scenario in my head where I have to yell at…

I know this list is getting a little heavy on the “things with melted cheese on top of them” side, but frankly, that is the best genre of food we…

5. Double the milestones.

Just in case.

24. Hair loss due to high levels anxiety.

That moment when she reaches the point where if they don’t text back, she believes it is entirely their loss, and moves on with her life.

You know what S.J. and AMDG stand for.

Journalism majors are trained to be specific with words and critical with details.

‘Why is our generation so proud of being useless pieces of sh*t?’

Stunt on them haters. Invent haters, if you have to, then proceed to stunt on them.

If a picture says that if you share it with 30 friends you’ll be able to see your ex-girlfriend’s inbox, it’s a lie.