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College: First Semester Vs. Second Semester

Second semester: I wonder how much coffee it would take to kill someone?

Updated 11 years ago, April 22, 2014

Homework

First semester: I have an assignment due tomorrow. Maybe I should get just a little less sleep. 
Second semester: I wonder how much coffee it would take to kill someone?

Getting to class

  First semester: My class is in twenty minutes. I’d better head out.
 Second semester: My class is in two minutes. I’d better head out.  

Food

First semester: This Dining Commons is so good. I can’t believe we’re going to eat this every day. 
Second semester: Forget it. I’m going to Subways.  

The freshman 15

First semester: Is it true that in college, freshmen gain fifteen pounds? 
Second semester: Is it true that we have twelve all-you-can-eat sushi places?

Professors

  First semester: I heard that this is one of the best professors on campus. We should sign up. 
Second semester: I heard that this professor once did Gangnam style in class. We should sign up.

Classes

  First semester: Do you know how many exploratory I can take before I have to take more that are related to my major?
 Second semester: Do you know what the easiest GE classes are?  

Grades

First semester: Was it a good course? Did it change your life?
 Second semester: Was it a good course? Did you get an A or B?  

Classmates

First semester: Sorry, what is your name again? Are you in my discussion section? 
Second semester: Sorry, what is your name again? Do you even go here?  

Social activities

First semester: It was an awesome night. We watched a movie and then went bowling 
Second semester: It was an awesome night. We finished the problem set and then studied for three hours  