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50 Quotes From The Indiana Jones Movies, In Order Of Awesomeness
“Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”
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What If You Do End Up Alone?
Some people can’t be alone. They just can’t. In some minds, it is better to settle than to be alone.
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Rules For A One Night Stand
Call your best friend. Her approval is mandatory.
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I’m Trying To Love You More
Life is not a game. Life is not a clean narrative and people are real and flawed and you can’t force anything on them or yourself. The second you try…
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10 Things Facebook, Twitter And Instagram Addicts Fear
1. Having a witty, brilliant, perfect thought that’s over 140 characters.
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Spring Broken: A Spring Break Itinerary For Adults
In the afternoon, drink the one beer you find in the back of your fridge, then get a little naughty and go skinny dipping. In the SHOWER!
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How To Be Friends With Your Ex
Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.
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19 Ways To Love Yourself
Read a book from your childhood that you used to love, and remember all of the things about it that made you first fall in love with reading. Highlight your…
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An Open Letter To The Girl I Loved And Lost
I can’t sleep because I’m going to be doing it all alone.
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The ‘Game of Thrones’ Trailer From 1995 That You Have Been Waiting For
It appears that the Internet Gods have heard my muffled cries of agony and have ended the few day-long dry spell of no new things to ogle.
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8 Signs You Are Good In Bed
If you are even slightly unconvinced by the word “no” in all its perfectly-clear-unless-you’re-being-willfully-obtuse forms, you are never going to be good in bed.
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The 5 People You Will Fall In Love With
It will be like loving a brick wall. You are head over heels enamored with everything they are, and all they can see is this ugly collection of flaws and…
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50 Shades of Gay: How to tell if the boy in your lit class is gay or just an art student
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9 Destiny’s Child Lyrics That Belong in a Self-Help Book
“You thought that I’d be broke without you/But I’m richer/You thought that I’d be sad without you/I laugh harder”
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If You Are Scared To See Them, You’re Not A Coward
I thought, “I am a different person now. I am strong. I am confident. I should do my psyche a favor and confront this person.”
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So You Want To Write Online?
Recognize that 99.9% of the people who read what you write, don’t really know you. So whatever they have to say about who you are and who you are not,…
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An Interview With The Woman Who Brushed Her Teeth With Feces To Impress Hunter Moore
“I knew he would be really flattered that somebody would do something so disgusting just to get his attention.”
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Stop Everything You’re Doing And Listen To This Song
Nobody can work a front leg slit like Ciara can. NOBODY.
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Mercedes-Benz #Untamed Turns Instagram Photos Into Art
By uploading a photo the user is given a chance to be a part of an exhibition.
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7 Party Songs From The 90s Guaranteed To Make Your Spring Break HOT
The month of March means 30 whole days of college students all across America celebrating a week off from school doing important volunteer work or, probably, lounging around in hot…
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26 Things We Believe Are True, But Aren’t
There is no “real” you. If you treat people poorly, or start fights in bars, or steal, or hit dogs, or pick on the weak kid in school, you are…
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19 Things That Are Not Your Fault
Not learning something as quickly as other people do, even if someone tells you that this particular math problem is “way too easy” and something “anyone” could do.
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5 Things I’ve Learned About Life Through Text Messaging
When text messages were invented, passive aggressive people around the world rejoiced and said, “THANK YOU JESUS! There’s now yet another medium I can use where I don’t have to…
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Girls Get Friend Zoned, Too (And It Sucks)
It’s not as though my entire friendship with him was a ruse to get him in bed, I genuinely fell for him over the course of getting to know him,…
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Fear And Loathing During The Gym Rush Hour
This herd of attractive, toned young people checking each other out is an ecosystem that I have never been able to find a niche in.
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The Time I Worked At Abercrombie & Fitch
Back in the earlier 2000s, in my local town, getting offered a job at Abercrombie & Fitch was essentially like winning the retail nomination for prom queen.
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23 Ways To Feel Better Instantly
Go through your phone and delete anyone you no longer talk to or anyone who sucks and makes your life worse.
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What Does It Mean To Be A Woman?
I want to be married and have many children, all the while maintaining my identities as child of God, a daughter, a sister, and a good friend.
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What To Expect When Trying To Live Your Life In The Woods
A cabin in the woods is a dream. Artists I know have described their forest fantasies at length.
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The 10 Perfect Songs
This song put Kanyeezy on the map and is indirectly the cause of the Kanye/Kardashian offspring (not shocking that a song called “Lucifer” would lead to the creation of a…
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You Can’t Fight Change
I was so fixated on having roots, of being tied to somewhere, that I prevented myself from accomplishing the one thing I actually wanted, which was having a home.
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15 Signs They’re Not Over You (Hooray?)
Their next partner looks pretty much exactly like you.
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The 10 Best YouTube Channels To Procrastinate Your Day Away On
Because if you’re going to procrastinate, you might as well do it on YouTube.
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Don’t Be The Other Woman
Something truly ugly happens in people when we feel that we’re losing something we love, something that we put in the work for and cared for, such as our significant…
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Sometimes You Just Want To Get Drunk
When these nights come along, you can’t fight them. I mean, technically you can stay home and sulk on the internet, but you know that you will end up hating…
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If We Talked About Men Like We Talk About Women
“Did you hear that Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife? What a slut.”
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15 Reasons Non-Morning People Hate Mornings So Much
2. The alarm goes off and is basically the equivalent of having Judge Judy, Gilbert Gottfried, Fran Drescher, Samuel L. Jackson, and Nancy Grace leaning next to your head and,…
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11 Cool Things That Aren’t Actually Cool
4. Telling people you don’t watch TV So you’ve somehow managed to subsist wholly on Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go, and the entirety of the Internet? We’re so impressed!
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9 Things Everyone Should Try Alone
Shopping can be a relaxing experience especially when you’re not on a time crunch or have to be considerate of someone else’s whims. You get to decide how long you’re…
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You Don’t Have To Be A Hot Mess In Your 20s
We look at this time in our lives as this point where we are infinitely uncertain and are still figuring ourselves out, where we are expected to try everything and…
