On Wednesdays we wear pink

Cry when you leave your campus job and do all kinds of sentimental “award” things and goodbye speeches for people. Make some more statuses about your disbelief.

2. Father John Misty

As far as I’m concerned, the only people who claim intentions don’t matter are those who have fundamentally bad intentions.

Films are often taken for granted as stories of human triumph, inspiration for our dark moments, and intricate storytelling that we can lean on and look to in our darkest…

No one wants a degenerate sleeping in their bed; if you’re the guest at a adult sleepover, set your alarm for 9:30 so as not to reveal that you’re a…

Email is weird, especially professional emails. Unlike text messages or tweets, you can’t just write a quick line getting straight to the point.

Strategy isn’t something that’s taught well in school. Hell, most people probably couldn’t tell you the difference between “strategy” and “tactics” (or even know there is a difference.)

I will never love a man who does not treat me with respect and kindness, tenderly, his one and only.

Our lives are looking pretty bleak.

When we’re drunk, though, when our cheeks are flushed with rosé, something changes.

Not wearing pants.

Using a bathroom at someone’s house where they have not provided a little trash can to throw away their products in. What are you supposed to do, besides roll it…

She immediately sent me a message and it quickly turned into the most bizarre online encounter I’ve ever had. Here’s how it went down:

No boy who’s ever been on the receiving end of a bikini photo has ever made a comment.

“I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. I’d take her if I had one wish.”

You’ve been warned.

Instagramming blurry photos of your friends that no one can decipher, captioned with inside jokes that make no sense.

We are learning how to tell stories, how to inform the masses, how to make people laugh and cry; how to make people feel something.

Take the time to listen to others. That’s my advice to you.

24. Girls who don’t like it when their man spends too much time with his friends.

3. Be White.

I really cannot deal with another “insider’s guide to Atlanta” that tells you to go to the Varsity. Sit down, amateurs. Whoever wrote that sh*t probably lives in Cobb County.…

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

You have an affinity for blue fun tack, laminating things and Mr. Sketch markers.

DELTA IS NOT GIVING YOU A FREE FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU POST A PICTURE. THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS.

Romantic relationships are always drama filled, your BFF is more fun and less work than a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been.

He told us he was gay. We believed it was immoral, but he defied us. He was kicked out 3 years ago.

“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore?”

1. Mental illness as “crazy.”

Is there any being more amazing than he?

6. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

In loving memory of Oreo O’s, creator of incredibly delectable post-cereal milk. Discontinued but not forgotten.