14. Get them out of their comfort zone in a way that won’t make them hate you for all eternity. (Because they’ll probably hate you in the moment.)

A film so empty, lazy and artless that it doesn’t even bother to spoof the movies that it’s ostensibly supposed to be parodying, or bother to tell any real jokes…

There’s nothing dirty about it, no, but there is something complicated. There is something which demands more of you, which implicates you, which makes extricating yourself a more involved ordeal…

We are an amalgam of our best selfies, of the edits, and of the tagged photos we approved. We are someone else entirely, someone more conventionally beautiful.

6) If you have roommates or live with your significant other, draw some funny faces on the eggs in the refrigerator!

Having the amount of connection with your family that is healthy and positive for you. There is no set amount of attachment that one needs with the people they were…

7. Listen to your parents and friends more often and trust them with your problems, while also remembering to be true to yourself and your own instincts.

Perhaps the strangest thing about all this was how little I cared about who was responsible for the attack. I’m sure I will. I’m sure one day, when I learn…

5. “All guys think about is sex.” And all women think about is SHOPPING!! Am I right, guys?

Things didn’t work out a first time, why in the world would they work out a second? You both say that you are different, but do we ever really have…

how do you feel about ikat print chairs?

Twitter manifests that, makes it feel real, like a cross-section of all the wild blood flows that happen in our brains when bad things go down.

We were reminded of the capacity for evil and we were reminded of our own mortality.

Photos and tweets of the explosion in Boston. We’ll be updating this for the rest of the day.

When you move to a new place you have to put yourself out there if you really want to put a stop to those lonely Saturday nights of you crying…

3. Text message interpreter.

Because, in case there was any confusion about it, if you deem what is happening in her life as funny or cute, you are being a terrible person.

You have a completely nonsensical (and possibly offensive) nickname for them that you employ so seriously that you’re consistently confused when their profile doesn’t show up when you search said…

24. “As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.”

9. You cannot reach the finish line unless you start.

Why is it scary, though? Part of it has to be the obvious reasons — are they going to become lame, lose sight of who they are, forget what made…

Amanda Bynes has become notorious for tweeting amusing things and attacking Perez Hilton. Here are some of her funniest Twitter moments.

This weekend, my cat died. It’s awful news. The kind of news you want to crawl up with for a week and beg to go away.

What comes next is all that’s being talked about. But all that’s being talked about is being talked about in a certain all-smiles way. Truth hurts, but the truth is…

Here are my smart critiques that I think would really help Wes Anderson and his movies and I’m pretty sure he would agree with me I have a really good…

16. That first semi-awkward kiss you share together because you aren’t so sure how your mouths are going to fit together, but you make it through anyway. It’s all smooth…

Sometimes the people that your ex left you for were actually much better for them, and they are happier now, and they absolutely don’t regret leaving you to get with…

Just as the first person you slept with turned out to not actually be your soul mate (even though it reeeeeally felt like it on that one camping trip), your…

Special shout out to pita wraps, foods on sticks, and spaghetti for also being incredibly delicious, but essentially impossible to eat without looking like a rabid animal.

14. Flea markets. I’m in love with these damn things. Walk in with $10 and walk out with fresh pecans, some rusting knick-knacks, and a Bad Company LP. It’s like…

We all promise we won’t lose touch. Friends forever. You’re like my brother. My sister. I won’t be gone for that long. We’re not going to change that much.

2. You have definitely held pretend full-on conversations with him or her except it was just you talking to yourself.

Snapchatting pictures of themselves getting blowjobs to their bros.

4) Turn off your “read receipts” !! Otherwise you are begging to get bombed by desperate texts like “??????????” and “I know you got my message ARE U ALIVE.”

The idea is that, whether or not you want to be in a couple, everyone around you is going to be increasingly centered around their partnered status.

Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.

I’d love to talk about Ben Affleck with you over some drinks and then do bad things with you after ;)

Take the day off of work, & get uproariously drunk during normal business hours. If you leave home, do not operate heavy machinery to reach your next destination.

Please don’t Google any pictures of Rose McGowan after about 2006. It’s a tragedy which, if you have not already been introduced to it, does not need to be a…

1. Labels terrify some people and uncertainty terrifies others.

So many of your tagged Facebook photos have had to be deleted for professional reasons that you now have put an approval filter on them, just to streamline things.

Well… it’s been one week. Do you feel different?

We’ve said goodbye in driveways, bus stations, and airports, in parking lots and on street corners. Long distance relationships mean always having to say goodbye.

I’m done with thongs. At the tender age of 22 I am no longer willing to sacrifice my comfort for a tiny piece of fabric to rest way too close…

“Second star to the right — and straight on ’til morning.”

The Disney Channel Original Movie is a vital staple in the childhood of anyone who came of age within a half-mile of a TV in the late 90s and early…

14. You’re more emotional than usual. Example: A funny video about cats caused you to start crying. You hate cats.

Yogis are connoisseurs of the breath, they treat it like the fine and rare treasure it is, they study it and aim at making it smooth, long, and peaceful. Yoga is a breathing…

Vitamin C’s “Graduation” will always reign supreme but I cannot listen to “Good Riddance” one more time. Here are some alternatives.

11. Buying Organic Anything – Where do hipsters get the money for this?! I have a 401(k) and I still cannot afford to spend $6 on strawberries.