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13 Signs Your Girl Best Friend Wants To Be With You
She loves to eat phallic looking foods in front of you. When she eats a hotdog or popsicle she is making sure to put it in her mouth a certain…
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My Students Played ‘Charlie Charlie’ During Class And What We Saw Terrified Us To The Core
“Those are some nasty bite marks,” said the E.R. Nurse. She swabbed a cotton ball soaked in alcohol up and down my neck, cleaning off the bloodstains. It seared with…
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How To Choose The Wrong Person (For The Rest Of Your Life)
Choose them because you need something now, fast, and they’re your best bet. Choose them because, at least for the time being, it seems to work.
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17 Things Only Chronically Sarcastic People Understand
Every time you write someone a nice card, be it for their birthday or wedding or whatever, you have to include the phrase “I’m not being sarcastic when I say…
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Paramedic Who Makes $15 An Hour Tells The World EXACTLY What He Thinks About Fast Food Workers Earning The Same
It’s not what you might think.
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When You Feel Yourself Falling Out Of Love With Him
He knows you’re pulling away so he holds you even tighter. You end hugs first and wonder if he knows you kiss him with a different mouth now. His insecurities…
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The Creepy Backstories Behind Your 10 Favorite Childhood Nursery Rhymes
Murder, child sacrifice, adultery and more.
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17 Ways That Science Proves Women Are Superior To Men
Sorry, guys, but the facts are in—and women win!
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11 Of The Most Hilarious Lyrics In The History Of Pop Music From Biggie To Sarah McLachlan
“There’s no one left to finger.”
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13 Suprisingly Witty Quotes From Pornstars
“People say, ‘Are you just acting?’ Well, you can’t act when you’ve got a fist up your butt.”
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9 Ways Men Push The Boundaries Of Fidelity Without Technically Cheating (The Way They See It)
They plan dinners with female friends that could easily be lunch dates.
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ENFP Answers: How Do I Handle Heartbreak?
You don’t have to feel like nobody is coming to save you, because somebody is and it’s you.
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Watch These Men Get Defensive When They See Their Girlfriends Getting Catcalled
After watching what their girlfriends go through, these men totally agree that catcalling is obnoxious.
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14 Simple Ways Unromantic Men Can Make Their Girlfriends Feel Loved
Play with puppies. Smile at kittens. When you’re at a party with kids go the extra mile: play and hide and sneak with the under five demo.
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I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up
I am riding a hill slower than you would like me to. I am taking a second to gain momentum at the stop sign. I am doing all of this…
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12 Former Players Reveal Exactly How Their Girlfriends Officially Won Them Over
“I knew right then she was worth changing for.”
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15 Misconceptions About Dating A Lawyer–From A Lawyer’s Perspective
During one of my first online dating experiences, a guy who had contacted me found out that I was a lawyer, emailed, “I don’t date lawyers,” and disappeared. I tried…
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16 Little Things A ‘Keeper’ Does Without Being Asked
If you’re not living together yet and you are moving, they will offer to help. Because you need help and it’s unpleasant but that’s just what you do when you…
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6 Underrated Beauty Secrets Dermatologists Swear By That Every Girl Should Try
While we can spend money on expensive creams and beauty products, dermatologists say the key to a glowing complexion actually comes down to just a few basic habits.
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Vine Celebrity Who Pressured His Girlfriend For An On Camera Blowjob Is Still Trying To Get People To ‘Move On’
A 48 hour vacation isn’t going to cut it. Carter Reynolds needs to get the f*ck off the internet. At least for a little while.
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When Guys Keep Choosing Your Friends Over You
Rejection sucks. Always. But it especially sucks when you’re standing right next to the person you were rejected for.
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17 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Keeper
1. You perk up with excitement every time you see him, and when you do you’re reminded just how delicious he is. I mean seriously, you look at him and…
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10 Signs You’re Dating An Alien
1. He tells you he’s really excited for the date and can’t wait to see you.
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7 Reasons We Need To Stop Leaving Relationships Early Because We’re Not Sure Someone Is “The One”
The concept of ‘the one’ is not rooted in love, it is rooted in a desire, much like most of everything else we do, to be saved from ourselves.
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I Don’t Know How To Go Slow With You
But when someone is worth it, I’ll throw on a life-jacket and dive into icy waters. When someone is funny and kind and reminds me life is fragile and unpredictable,…
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Read This If You’re Debating Whether Or Not To Go Out Tonight
Chances are, this won’t be the best night of your life.
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Tell Me Which American Girl Doll You Owned, And I’ll Tell You Who You Are…
The only good quality you gained from having a Samantha doll was the inherited sixth sense to tell, when meeting someone, if they also had a Samantha doll growing up
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50 Classic Quotes About Why Women Are Better Than Men
1. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. —Louis C. K. 2. Once made equal to man, woman becomes his…
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10 Ultimate Throwback Rap Songs That Make You Reminisce
Cipse “Grindin” Okay, “Grindin” came out in like 2002. We were Freshmen. But you know what? “Grindin” is timeless. It’s forever.
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I Found Cassette Tapes From An Alzheimer’s Patient And You Won’t Believe The Terrifying Things I Heard
There were dozens and dozens of tapes inside each of the drawers, each labeled with a corresponding number in an order that was easy to pick up on. Mindy had…
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30 Fly Raps That Are More Romantic Than Any Famous Quote About Love
Hip hop lyrics that turn up the heart.
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I Wish I Could Turn Time Around And Make Things Right
What they don’t tell you about your last moments on Earth is how you’re going to panic for reasons that make absolutely no sense.
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How To Recognize Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type In Real Life
Ni dominant types often give off a stoic or “Zen” vibe.
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17 Signs He’s Not “Protecting You”, He’s Trying To Manipulate You
He has some sort of problem every time you want to hang out with a male friend.
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18 Ways To Detox Your Mind (Without Having To Go Completely Off The Grid)
Though we have miles to go in terms of growing up learning what it means to take care of our bodies, we’re even farther behind on how to take care…
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When You Find Someone Great… But There’s A “But”
They are fantastic, beautiful, successful, funny, what have you. But they aren’t doing it for you. There is still that “but” that is keeping you from sealing the deal.
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40 Dark And Haunting Quotes About Mental Illness
“A nightmare has taken hold of my body. Lunacy has dug its way inside my mind.”
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45 Beautiful Untranslatable Words That Describe Exactly How You’re Feeling
Kilig (Tagalog): The feeling of butterflies in your stomach, usually when something romantic takes place.
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Read This If You’ve Never Been In Love
When you tell someone you love them, you give what’s happening a name. That’s what makes it real—that’s how you know you’re in love.
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23 Unromantic Realities You Have To Accept If You Want Lasting Love
Some days, you’ll have to try really hard to love your partner. And that’s okay.
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17 Facts That Prove Myers-Briggs Is Actually Complete Garbage You Should Totally Ignore
So you’ve put a lot of faith in the cult of Myers-Briggs and the two uneducated house wives who came up with it. Here’s why that faith is unfounded and…
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14 Bisexual Women Answer: “Which Is Better — Penises Or Vaginas?”
“Vaginas, vaginas, vaginas, vaginas, vaginas, vaginas, vaginas, and then maybe the occasional penis if I’m drunk enough.”
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When You Miss Someone Who Doesn’t Deserve To Be Missed
The only sure thing about life is that it is in constant motion; days pass, seasons change, people leave. Sometimes people are taken from us, and sometimes they choose to…
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10 Bone-Chilling Messages People Sent Just Before Their Deaths
Technology has made it easier for us to communicate with one another.
