How horny do you have to be to send these stupid messages?
“I had a threeway that involved a girl whose boyfriend was out in the living room having a hissyfit the whole time.”
“Your attraction to me does not make your well-being my responsibility.”
“Give him a kiss, drop your panties in his lap, and whisper in his ear that you can’t wait to get home so you can have his big hard cock inside of you.”
“No one trusts me around their moms anymore (jokingly but a few are definitely serious, and they should be ’cause they got some hot, single moms).”
“Sucking a chick’s nipple in the dark. She was loving it. All of a sudden there is liquid.. Lactating.. sick. So keep going, she seems to be loving it. Lights come on — I had been sucking the pus out of a boil.”
A guy who won’t go down on me is a guy who doesn’t want a blowjob.
“If a girl took me out on a date, I’d be ecstatic.”