I would fuck any man who sent these to me.
“I’ve been married for almost 3 years, but I met this girl three weeks ago…”
“For Valentine’s Day two years ago, my S/O and I decided to rent a hotel room for a day-long sex marathon. We went crazy that day, just fucking on every surface of the room.”
“How far down the vagina is. It’s way lower than you’d expect.”
There were some big trust issues going on. Every single damn time I’d come home, she’d ask to see my phone. She began talking to my friends and family about me, confirming I was where I said I was. (P.S. I ALWAYS was).
“My mom descended down the stairs and informs us that she can’t sleep. She proceeds to join us on the couch to watch a little TV. Mind you…my cock is buried in my girlfriend.”
Did he REALLY do that with the school nurse??