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What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.

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When does Denzel Washington have to hang out with the Rugrats? Potty Training Day. 

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

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All the best foods include cheese — pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks. Here are some hilarious cheese puns to share with your friends and family:

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Tell these dad jokes to your friends because they are so bad that they are actually good. Someone will get a smile. A laugh. Bring joy!

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Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians. Enjoy laughing out loud to all these hilarious one liners.

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Which Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.