1. Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention.
2. The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.
3. What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
4. Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood – at least that’s what sighentists say.
6. Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
7. What’s a moth’s life motto? Always look on the bright side.
8. Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.
9. What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.