30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

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WARNING: Really bad jokes ahead. Some of these I actually tweeted and embarrassingly shared with the public in the past. Again, they are 4-cheese jokes, so you’ve got to be a glutton for PUNishment… It only gets worse from here.
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1. Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention.

2. The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.

3. What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.

4. Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood โ€“ at least thatโ€™s what sighentists say.

5. You can tell if your gold chain is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry.

6. Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.

7. Whatโ€™s a mothโ€™s life motto? Always look on the bright side.

8. Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.

9. What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

10. Fill out job applications in crayon and if you don’t get hired just blame it on your color.

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