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25 Things You Need To Know If You Want To Date A Jewish Guy
If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.
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10 Beautifully Simple Things You Forget To Do In Your City
Don’t go to New York and eat Sbarro’s for lunch, you feel me?
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The Way To Anyone’s Heart
Now before you go thinking that I’m some horribly calculating automaton, first stop and think about how beneficial this kind of universal self-centeredness is.
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23 Surprising Facts About ‘The Wizard of Oz’ That Will Blow Your Mind
Fact: The Wizard of Oz has some of the wildest behind-the-scenes facts of any movie ever.
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100 Ways To Make Today Epic
Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.
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Stop Embarassing Yourself: How To Know Your Crush Doesn’t Want You
There are great yawning ravines of distance between “humoring your overtures” and “seeking you out to talk to you on their own.” And that is a distinction we can always…
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What The Time You Wake Up Says About You
You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.
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9 Ways You Know You’re Dating A Manchild
1. He has lunchbox food tastes.
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6 One-Paragraph Stories About Autumn That Will Make You Cry Pumpkin Spice Tears
You have a cup of coffee in one hand, and with the other you browse each stall and shop for the perfect products to make your dinner tonight.
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10 Real Reasons Why You Should Date A Nice Guy
I’m not referring to the guy you are friends with who ACTS nice to get you into bed. He thinks being nice will work. That guy is different.
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11 Novels That Will Actually Change Your Perspective On Life
A sort of 1984 for the Amazon.com generation, DFW’s over-a-thousand-pages opus deals with the state of a world that’s entirely steeped in advertising and consumerism.
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How To Fall In Love With Someone Who’s Been In Love Before
You start to feel that this person and their ex shared a bond that you two will never have. And against your will, against your happiness, you start to put…
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31 Yahoo! Questions That Will Make You Give Up On People
“I got bitten by a 6-year-old, will I turn into a 6-year-old?”
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Confession: I’m A Chronic Female Masturbator
A great night for me is sitting around watching Family Guy, drinking a beer and masturbating.
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2013 So Far In Texts From A Proactive Drug Dealer
What I never expected was that one of these guys would become a constant source of entertainment.
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First Days of Fall Playlist
Broad declaration: there is no feeling more fantastic than those first few days at the end of summer when you walk outside in the morning to unexpectedly crisp air and…
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5 Rappers Who’ve Actually Killed People
As our religions, politicians, and parents tell us, violence is wrong. But as our music, video games, and movies tell us, it also sells. Here are five rappers who crossed…
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20 Questions That Men And Women Are Afraid To Ask Each Other (With Answers!)
Is a catcall EVER the least bit flattering? Does the attractiveness of the caller play into how obnoxious or gratifying it is?
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10 Etiquette Tips On Interacting With Short People
2. Unless a short person asks you to, please don’t pick him or her up.
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12 Days That Will Unknowingly Change You Forever
One day, you’ll have your “but I love me more” moment. And then your life will unfold like the finale of Sex & the City and you’ll be walking down…
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42 Celebrity Anagrams That Prove The Existence Of The Illuminati
Who the hell is Dave Coulier? NO ONE KNOWS THESE THINGS.
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My Affair With Sperm
I remember my first encounter with sperm. There was nothing sexual about that moment.
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This Is How We Have Sex Now
You’re tired of consuming junk. You want a sex life that’s organic and locally-sourced and grass-fed. You want boring and predictable sex at 9:30pm before bed. A chore that’s like…
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Which Look Gets The Most Tinder Matches?
Then I thought, A-ha! I can hide behind different “looks” and see what kind of response I get from men.
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The 8 Types Of Girlfriends You’ll Date In Your 20s
She’s the quintessential hot girl that many Bro-types tend to disparage; partially because the stereotypes are spot on, but partially due to the deep seated frustration/jealously that comes with never…
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30 Things That 30 Grown-Ups Didn’t Expect To Suck About Adulthood
When we were young, all we could think about was growing up faster. We thought about the career we’d have, the dog, the children, our perfect spouses and have the…
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Top 11 Subliminal Messages On Social Networks
You have to feel bad for this person, as much as their tweet or status update makes you want to thrust a rusty nail into your cornea.
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The 8 Types of Friends That Will Change Your Life After College
These courtships tend to flood themselves with awkward pauses, financial bracket litmus tests, and plenty of overzealous drink slam-downs–emphasizing the gravitas that is the collective struggle of dealing with their…
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How To Make A Robin Thicke Song In 11 Simple Steps, Apparently
3. Go download a neato font for the GIANT, RED TEXT that’ll constantly appear everywhere in your erratic video.
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9 Philosophies Of Happiness To Live By
Studies have shown that looking at pretty things like rolling hills, supermodels, and shiny cars significantly boosts one’s happiness.
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10 Awesome Things About St. Louis, That City In Missouri With The Arch
I am not telling you to leave your ever-so-posh Manhattan apartment and move to Missouri, however, if feel spontaneous and feel like a road trip, I encourage you to come…
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7 Reasons You’ll Love Someone
You’ll love them because you know you’re meant to, and because this knowing comes from a place so deep within you, it’s something that cannot be reckoned with. It simply…
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Take The Real True Ultimate 90s Retro Nostalgia Challenge!
It takes a special person to take the Real True Ultimate ‘90s Retro Nostalgia Challenge.
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Instead Of Looking For Love, Look For The Right Person To Fall In Love With
Love sucks, but it sucks a lot less when you find the right person to be in love with. Actually, you might find that it doesn’t suck, not even a…
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What It’s Like To Starve Yourself
When you’ve gotten over the pain, staying in this third stage — the place where you don’t feel hungry, just empty and tired — becomes like a habit, the thing…
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Dos And Don’ts Of Day Drinking
If you have a hard time naturally pacing your drinking, follow this rule: If you accidentally break a glass, take a nap and then start again.
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12 Things Girls Are Embarrassed Of That They Shouldn’t Be
One time I farted on an ex-boyfriend’s head, and it was awesome.
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19 Things You Should Do Before The Summer Is Over
Go to a free event. There is so much free stuff to do in the summer. Winter = we’re annoyed that it’s cold out so we’re going to charge for…
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If You Want A World That Respects Women, Stop Slut-Shaming Them
No matter what you think of Miley Cyrus personally, it’s about time we all started respecting the right of women to make mistakes and get messy — because that’s what…
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Why Don’t Men Want Smart Women?
As I sat across from him with my chin in my palm, trying to think of topics of conversation that he might actually be able to partake in, I mentally…
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11 Simple Things That Everyone Needs To Be Happy
Hot showers, especially when you’re achy or dirty, feel like getting kissed all over your body by a thousand tiny Ryan Goslings.
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Everyone Should Keep A Commonplace Book: Great Tips From People Who Do
Well, the idea of keeping a commonplace book has clearly struck a nerve. Not only did the article make the front page of Reddit and blow up on Facebook and…
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15 X-Rated And Amazing Samantha Jones-isms
I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!
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69 Fabulous Lorelai Gilmore Quotes That Show Why She’s The Greatest
Emily: As a child, your mother had an unusually large head. Lorelai: The best thing about it was that she would tell me — constantly. My first complete sentence was,…
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What Your Go-To Cocktail Reveals About You
You’ll take the word “yuppie” as a compliment thank-you-very-much.