Rosé is the Boone’s of adult ladyhood. But now, instead of barfing it up in a fraternity party basement, you’ll barf it up in the comfort of your very own over-mortgaged home.
When your alarm goes off, snooze 6-7 times.
3. Wow this house looks like it barfed Pinterest.
4. Funny – “Stop being weird.”
Since the debut of Robin Thicke’s infamously erotic Blurred Lines song and video earlier this summer, there has been mass amounts of media attention and a resounding feminist backlash.
Every-night-slumber-party-mania is a blast. Once you realize that most people in the world suck, you want to maximize your time with those few that don’t suck, particularly one that shares your newly-formed toilet DNA.
That picture of my boobs? I didn’t just take that for you. It was taken 6 months ago and sent to my entire roller derby team.