Melanie LaForce
Beloved wife, mistress, and occasional manstress. Writer and social psychologist. If you want me to do something, ...
Latest Posts
Why I’m Not Having Children And I’m Not Even A Little Sorry About It
We can travel alone without guilt, we can die poor, and we can make lots of stupid decisions without worrying that it will impact some tiny human. It’s pretty great.
Walmart Announces Additional Strategies To Support the #MeToo Movement.
On Tuesdays, all women who purchase home goods such as vacuum cleaners and microwave ovens will receive half-off on Walmart’s exclusive “Lady Defender” Smith & Wesson 9mm in cotton candy pink.
Cheers! Why Rosé Season Is The BEST Season
Rosé is the Boone’s of adult ladyhood. But now, instead of barfing it up in a fraternity party basement, you’ll barf it up in the comfort of your very own over-mortgaged home.
The 5 Critical Habits Of Consistently Mediocre People
29 Thoughts Actually Going Through The Heads Of Rushees During Sorority Rush
23 Flattering Words That Boys Use And How To Interpret Them
Unpopular Opinion: Gimme More Blurred Lines
Since the debut of Robin Thicke’s infamously erotic Blurred Lines song and video earlier this summer, there has been mass amounts of media attention and a resounding feminist backlash.
5 Reasons Being Married Is Awesome
Every-night-slumber-party-mania is a blast. Once you realize that most people in the world suck, you want to maximize your time with those few that don’t suck, particularly one that shares your newly-formed toilet DNA.
6 Unfortunate Things You Should Know About Sexting With Me
That picture of my boobs? I didn’t just take that for you. It was taken 6 months ago and sent to my entire roller derby team.
