This will undoubtedly become the new video that you and your friends turn on when you’re drunk-interneting at the end of the night.

No, not a journey necklace.

Get suckered into pretty packaging. Because the prettier the display case, the better the product, right? Maybe?

A lot of people throw around the phrase, “I’m a little OCD about x.” No you’re not, you dirty liar.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

All too often, we find ourselves stuttering to justify or explain to other people how we could possibly not want to do the thing you are supposed to do after…

My only involvement in infidelity has been as the victim.

And, even though food service workers don’t love to talk about it because it doesn’t look good for their victim complex, they make pretty good money.

The first thing you must know about raising a boy without feminism is that you must never, ever allow him to cry.

The only woman who ever managed to put a ring on it is currently Roger Sterling’s wife, both in Mad Men and in real life. So he has good taste…

He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”

It fills you with dread, because now you have an entire day stretching before you with nothing to fill it.

4. They were just as, if not more, clever than normal students are about getting into college.

Mormons, like any other religion, are filled with wonderful, understanding and compassionate people as well as those whom are judgmental, harsh and unkind; the latter of which are far less…

Playing Badminton was an incredible learning experience, and definitely played a huge part in helping me develop into the person I am today; a guy that is at first cool…

History is filled with amazing adventures who paved the way for future explorers and inspired generations of wanderlust. Here are some of the best.

If we choose to see it, our own lives are surrounded by these kinds of choices. If we’re lucky, we have grandparents, who are taking with them important bits and…

I didn’t think it could happen to me – and it wasn’t happening to me. Then Big Sean got his record deal and suddenly these things didn’t seem so farfetched.…

A recent survey by matchmaking website Elite Singles found that men may in fact suffer lovesickness more easily and more frequently than women.

You know those idiotic emails that fill your spam folder informing you of an inheritance or a business opportunity from a Nigerian Prince or a Russian Diplomat? Does anyone actually…

Ask yourself “Do I think that the person taking care of me through my meal and making my experience a positive one deserves to earn a living wage?” Examine that…

15. You had a WWJD bracelet in almost every color.

Love is putting your heart into something that you are uncertain about. Someone that you find rare, maybe someone you wish you were more like.

Lukewarm now, hot later.

The real reason anyone becomes a professor is to see how many hot tamales they can collect on Rate My Professors.

Your friends call you out on your accent at least once a day.

The way things are today, when people say they do not have the money to do something they want to do it really surprises me because there is always a…

Can you imagine what it would be like if you could only use FOUR emoticons?