15 Watermelon Puns That Will Make You Lose Your Rind
Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.
Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.
Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.
Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.
Pisces: You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories.
Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!
You don’t have to watch anime in order to appreciate these anime names.
What do you call an award-winning monkey? A chimpion!
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
I had the best ice pun to tell you. Problem is, it slipped my mind.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
How does a wine connoisseur decide what to drink? On a case by case basis.
Have we been to this café before? I’m getting déjà brew.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna.
If you’re trying to come up with baby names, then you might want to choose a name that’s popular in Japan. Here are a few popular Japanese names for girls:
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.
What did the squid say when it was asked out on a date? I’ll ink about it.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.