June 2018 | Page 7 | Thought Catalog

What’s the best way for fungi to grow?
You must give it as mushroom as possible!

By Maria Monrovia, 19 Jun 2018

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.

By Molly Burford, 19 Jun 2018

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went just OK.

By Sylvie Quinn, 19 Jun 2018

Why should you read while you sunbathe?
It’ll make you well red!

By Maria Monrovia, 19 Jun 2018

What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking!

By Maria Monrovia, 19 Jun 2018

ARIES: You are going to meet someone who makes you want a relationship again.

By Holly Riordan, 19 Jun 2018

When you’re naming your baby, you probably want to stay away from evil names. Here are some evil girl names you should avoid:

By Erin Cossetta, 19 Jun 2018

Scorpio — There’s something better percolating in your life if you would only open your eyes to see that.

By Sylvie Quinn, 19 Jun 2018

Xertz — (v) to gulp down quickly and greedily

By Sylvie Quinn, 19 Jun 2018

Talis.

By Erin Cossetta, 19 Jun 2018

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle!

By Maria Monrovia, 18 Jun 2018

What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.

By Erin Cossetta, 18 Jun 2018

June, 2018