10 Bible Puns That Will Make You Say ‘Holy’!
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Where do bananas go to learn? Sundae school.
Scorpio: Bangkok, Thailand
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?
Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
When I complain about mixed signals, I am really complaining about inconsistency. I am complaining about how I never know whether you are going to answer my texts in two minutes, two days, or two weeks.
SAGITTARIUS: There is no such thing as failure. You either reach success or you learn something on the way there.
Here are some of the best space puns and jokes that you need to share with your friends or students. I mean, really, who doesn’t like a good space pun?
Your detailed plans for the future.
Complacency: Anything luke-warm, half-assed, or even nice but not amazing. With one life to live, these things can be thrown away to make room for something better.
the way you made your way into that thing i carry underneath my rib cage.
Why do we settle for love and attention that is just temporary or okay?
He reframes conversations, memories, or stories to be retold in his favor.
A long list of funny faces that will make you giggle and inspire your illustrations.
Scottish Slang means knowing how to tell a friend who’s “steamin’” and “stroppy” to “calmy doony” and “skedaddle aff” before he gets “skelped.”
Pisces: Embrace a minimalist attitude and clean out your closet, your desk, or the fridge.
LIBRA: This weekend, you are going to feel like you are taking steps back — but you cannot give up. You cannot stop moving.
Irish slang is peppered with sounds and phrases and mythology from the ancient Gaelic language, which has been all but wiped out of existence in Ireland.