25 Ghost Puns That Are So Bad, You’ll Be Saying ‘Boo’—Just Like A Ghost!
A ghost crashed a Halloween party and said, “I’m here for the boos!”
A ghost crashed a Halloween party and said, “I’m here for the boos!”
Everyone knows a slutty brontosaurus is called a “dino-whore.”
Don’t worry—we goat this.
It was so raunchy and so truthful towards the topic of sex and how awkward, weird, scary, exciting, painful, and relatable it can be.
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did the bride change her last name?
Because it had a nice ring to it.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?
Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!