I find it impossible to diagnose when I became so addicted to puns. In the seventh grade I bought a bracelet that said “peas on earth” with the image of legumes holding hands around a globe.
If, like most millennials, you find yourself without a personality or niche social justice issue, puns are an easy way to appear like a well-rounded human being.
The best friend puns to share with your friends and BFF. Let’s be real. You and your friends love wordplay and making stupid jokes and puns.
Don’t mind the pun!
2 many puns 2 handle.
MVP Quote: “It looked like – if a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom, all simultaneously – that’s what it would look like.”
What do you call a cute donut?
Here is a list of the best Thot puns my friends and I have thot of.
I don’t trust a person who doesn’t like to talk about their poop. It usually means they’re no fun arrogant wet blankets who, pardon the pun, think their shit doesn’t stink.
Sentimental — Strength: Weak Examples: nicole, jason, weezer, johnnydepp, yogurt, alaska — Odd Phrase Strength: Fair toadtoes, facejello Personalized Pun Password Strength: Good Entropic Password Strength: Strong