Brittany Cox

Right when we first got married sex was alright. We did it pretty frequently, I guess. Not so much now though.

It was a mistake. Fuck abstinence. It’s the worst.

“I’m not like other girls because I don’t like drama.”

“Sex is great but it’s over emphasized. Have lots of fun sex as a married couple but never think it’s why you are married. When it gets boring and utilitarian, don’t stress.”

Do you have any of these skills?

For me, it’s actually a negative dating in the real world. The number of times I’ve heard “But you’re pretty, I can’t believe you’re single!” is bananas.

To blow, or not to blow?

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“Be the one to plan a date. Don’t wait for a good morning text every morning — be the one to send it now and then. Once in a while, be the one initiating sex.”

“I decided to just take what I wanted for a couple minutes, and what I wanted was to get inside her pussy. I needed to feel real pussy.”

Do you take post-sex selfies?

“Must not watch porn and must not have patriotic tattoos.”

“You taste good this morning” as I wake up to her giving me head before work.