Brittany Cox

Do you take post-sex selfies?

“Must not watch porn and must not have patriotic tattoos.”

“You taste good this morning” as I wake up to her giving me head before work.

For the love of GOD stop putting in your profiles that you “like to go out but also like a night in.” I see it on so many fucking profiles it’s become a turn off.

You go “all in” your relationships. You aren’t afraid to say “I love you.” You are more than willing to buy your partner nice gifts.

“Guide us in. Our dicks feel sensations differently than our fingers do and we may not know we’re pushing against something that’s not an opening. We like being guided in.”

“80% of you being “the best she’s ever had” has nothing to do with penis size or technique, its all in her head and has to do with how amped she is to be having sex with you and how sexy she feels.”

“Some people marry the “best” partner they can get — on paper, the best looking, smartest, most talented, etc — rather than the most compatible.”

Have you ever had someone creep on you like this??

“Just so frustrating and emotionally draining as everything you do for them gets thrown back at you.”

“She was gaining weight while I was losing it. I got more looks from other, more attractive women.”

He goes “all out” on big romantic gestures, but isn’t there for the everyday things. It’s easy to get confused, because he is really good at the Valentine’s Day surprise or the birthday gift. But when you need him to go to the doctor with you, he’s a ghost.

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“Maybe, bigger boobs or if they already have big boobs make it so their back doesn’t hurt as much.”

“She’s a source of energy and strength, not something that depletes her man.”

“You’re complicated because you talk about your problems, avoid conflict, and refuse to have any explicit opinions, then when we suggest solutions, assertive actions, or offend your hidden opinions, you claim it’s our fault we’re not mind readers.”

“If it becomes a pattern, I feel unwanted and insecure. It’s a really shitty feeling.”