Brittany Cox

Riding your man can be challenging, but it doesn’t have to be! Here are some tips from real guys on how to do it.

“Be the one to plan a date. Don’t wait for a good morning text every morning — be the one to send it now and then. Once in a while, be the one initiating sex.”

“I decided to just take what I wanted for a couple minutes, and what I wanted was to get inside her pussy. I needed to feel real pussy.”

Do you take post-sex selfies?

“Must not watch porn and must not have patriotic tattoos.”

“You taste good this morning” as I wake up to her giving me head before work.

For the love of GOD stop putting in your profiles that you “like to go out but also like a night in.” I see it on so many fucking profiles it’s become a turn off.

“Your instinct is to procreate. Actually finishing the job on the inside fulfill’s your body sense of “destiny” and completing what it’s supposed to do, and man does it feel fuckin’ great.”

You go “all in” your relationships. You aren’t afraid to say “I love you.” You are more than willing to buy your partner nice gifts.

“Guide us in. Our dicks feel sensations differently than our fingers do and we may not know we’re pushing against something that’s not an opening. We like being guided in.”

“80% of you being “the best she’s ever had” has nothing to do with penis size or technique, its all in her head and has to do with how amped she is to be having sex with you and how sexy she feels.”

“I reached into his pants only to discover a dick the size of a toddler’s leg. He proudly stated it was 11″ long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina.”

“Some people marry the “best” partner they can get — on paper, the best looking, smartest, most talented, etc — rather than the most compatible.”

Have you ever had someone creep on you like this??

“Just so frustrating and emotionally draining as everything you do for them gets thrown back at you.”

“She was gaining weight while I was losing it. I got more looks from other, more attractive women.”

He goes “all out” on big romantic gestures, but isn’t there for the everyday things. It’s easy to get confused, because he is really good at the Valentine’s Day surprise or the birthday gift. But when you need him to go to the doctor with you, he’s a ghost.

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