14 Men And Women Reveal The Downright Sexiest Thing EVER Said To Them

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1.

I walked up to the desk of a senior executive’s secretary:

Me: Hey, can I borrow your pencil sharpener? Her: Of course, you can borrow anything you want. Me: Thank y…. Her: Including me.

I should add that this is in the Middle East and she is an attractive twenty something, so it all took me by surprise and made it even hotter.

— Teikbo

2.

After giving a stranger a cigarette she said “at least I’ll have something of yours in my mouth tonight” as she started to walk off.

— ulfberhto

3.

Finally went to have drinks with a girl that was always very flirtatious. We were always bantering back and forth. She is asking me about my recently departed relationship, etc.

I’m mid sip on my beer and she says “I’d fuck you.”

No long before check please, and we were in the front seat of her car making out and putting hands places.

We went to a hotel, I didn’t have a condom, went away for 5 minutes to get said condom, she had passed out.

Never did get to fuck her. We’re now both married to other people.

— TxRugby

4.

My partner and I were trying a new position and as I was riding him, pleasure overtook me. I’m normally pretty good about making sure the angles work for both of us, but in the state of absolute ecstacy, I half-heartedly muted “is this good for you?” To which he responded “be selfish,” as a whisper into my ear. Hands down the sexiest thing anyone has said to me.

— kelsitear

5.

While drunk outside of a bar I confessed to an old friend that I had fantasized about sleeping with her years before. Her response: “you know I’m a slut, right?”

The rest is history.

— jcepiano

6.

“Take me into the bathroom and fuck me”

A female friend whispered this into my ear at a packed restaurant while surrounded by other friends.

— cowgodx

7.

I was dry humping the shit out of her and I whispered in her ear: “I want you” She replied with: “then take me”

Diamonds.

— KidArchaic

8.

No words. Just a primal growl. Sent shivers to my core.

— MaikeruNeko

9.

I started working working at a new company and there was an attractive girl in my office. We would have friendly conversations that would border flirty at times.

The one day we are talking about good places to eat. She mentions a place that she she thinks I would enjoy and I jokingly say, “what happens if I don’t like it?” She pauses, stares right at me with a serious look and says, “What if you do what I say and like it?” Then walks away and looks back over her shoulder and smirks.

— CptSlw

12.

My GF messed up her pills so we had to have sex with condoms for a while. She seemed really bummed out about it so I asked “Does it really make a difference that I don’t come inside?” and without skipping a beat she went “thats the best part!”. Realized she really liked getting filled up. Pretty dirty, but really hot.

— crashing_this_thread

13.

“You taste good this morning” as I wake up to her giving me head before work.

— graviecakes

14.

[on the highway at night] “I need you to pull over anywhere you can” lifts off sundress to reveal total nudity, “I need you inside me now!”

— fourtaco TC mark

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