Brittany Cox

“Women ok with being stupid. I’m not saying you have to be a genius, but I have a thirst to learn things.”

“Which one of my friends would you sleep with? I won’t get mad, I’m just curious…”

This is just a really dishonest way to date. To be honest, it might be even worse than ghosting.

“I dunno why but it was crazy hot that she could fight and that her backbone wasn’t just fake attitude, but actual self-confidence. Gotta love girls who are tough and confident.”

“I feel warm & loved when my girl comes up behind me and kisses me on the back. I can’t explain. It’s not sexual. It’s just awesome.”

“I had a guy call me who was audibly masturbating and saying lewd things right off the bat. It was really fucking weird.”

This girl is hilariously clever.

“If someone tells you they’re a jerk, believe them.”

In the morning he confessed that he’d been interested in me for years and that his dreams had come true and started talking about our future. It was very awkward.

“Treating my sexual desires as a nuisance that is tolerated as opposed to something she enjoyed.”

He likes her, but he doesn’t know if he really likes her. She comes on really strong, and he’s worried that she might love “too much.”

Right when we first got married sex was alright. We did it pretty frequently, I guess. Not so much now though.

It was a mistake. Fuck abstinence. It’s the worst.

“I’m not like other girls because I don’t like drama.”

“Sex is great but it’s over emphasized. Have lots of fun sex as a married couple but never think it’s why you are married. When it gets boring and utilitarian, don’t stress.”

Do you have any of these skills?

For me, it’s actually a negative dating in the real world. The number of times I’ve heard “But you’re pretty, I can’t believe you’re single!” is bananas.

To blow, or not to blow?

“Be the one to plan a date. Don’t wait for a good morning text every morning — be the one to send it now and then. Once in a while, be the one initiating sex.”