“Only if she let’s me put my finger in her mouth after its been inside her.”
“I had a guy call me who was audibly masturbating and saying lewd things right off the bat. It was really fucking weird.”
This is the romance I want.
Love is real.
This girl is hilariously clever.
They both agreed that modern dating sucks, so they decided to break the rules.
“If someone tells you they’re a jerk, believe them.”
I love sitting on my partners face and he loves it back. He has made jokes about that being how he wants to die.
In the morning he confessed that he’d been interested in me for years and that his dreams had come true and started talking about our future. It was very awkward.
“Treating my sexual desires as a nuisance that is tolerated as opposed to something she enjoyed.”