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23 Men Reveal The Unique Things That Instantly Turn Them Off A Woman (Even If She’s SUPER Hot)

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1. Uninformed Pretentiousness

Your existence doesn’t make you better than everyone else.

It’s funny because Informed Pretentiousness is really sexy to me. I love a knowledgeable girl who is passionate about her interests. Met a girl recently who knew more about cheese than I knew existed. She was telling me why pre-shredded cheese is so bad, and I was swooning.

— Cabrillis

2. Too much makeup

Caked on makeup and large fake nails.

— AlbinoHessian

3. Being “weak and helpless”

Acting like being feminine is the same as being weak and helpless.

— le_fez

4. Eating me (literally)

I was making out with a girl once about to do the deed and out of god damn no where she decides to bite my lip so hard that it tore the webbing behind my lip and it started bleeding. I’m all for playful biting, but this was too much too fast and it killed my boner.

— Rogue_Titus

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Ontario real estate specialist. I write relationship advice, #GuysInsight, sex, and snark.

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This is for the women who are first to get naked, howl at the moon and jump into the sea. This is for the women who seek relentless joy; the ones who know how to laugh with their whole souls. The women who speak to strangers because they have no fear in their hearts. This is for the women who drink coffee at midnight and wine in the morning, and dare you to question it. This is for the women who throw down what they love, and don’t waste time following society’s pressures to exist behind a white picket fence. The women who create wildly, unbalanced, ferociously and in a blur at times. This — is for you.

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