1. Uninformed Pretentiousness
Your existence doesn’t make you better than everyone else.
It’s funny because Informed Pretentiousness is really sexy to me. I love a knowledgeable girl who is passionate about her interests. Met a girl recently who knew more about cheese than I knew existed. She was telling me why pre-shredded cheese is so bad, and I was swooning.
2. Too much makeup
Caked on makeup and large fake nails.
3. Being “weak and helpless”
Acting like being feminine is the same as being weak and helpless.
4. Eating me (literally)
I was making out with a girl once about to do the deed and out of god damn no where she decides to bite my lip so hard that it tore the webbing behind my lip and it started bleeding. I’m all for playful biting, but this was too much too fast and it killed my boner.