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June, 2018

How To Get Over Someone: The Ultimate Guide To Releasing Attachments, Reinventing Yourself, And Opening Your Life To New Love

getting over them

What is there to gain from heartbreak?

By Brianna Wiest, 15 Jun 2018

25 Owl Puns That Will Make You Feel Owl The LOLs

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.

By Erin Cossetta, 15 Jun 2018

50 Animal Puns That Will Make Ewe Roar With Laughter

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

By Maria Monrovia, 14 Jun 2018

22 Beer Puns To Get You Drunk On Laughter

Beer Puns

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand! 

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50 Frog Puns That Will Make You Much Hoppier

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

Sink Your Teeth Into These 33 Hysterical Shark Puns

Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50 Food Puns To Dish Out When You’re Hungry For Laughs

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?
Jello from the other side!

By Maria Monrovia, 14 Jun 2018

50+ Flower Puns That Will Make You Laugh Once And Floral

flower puns

Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

50 Snow Puns That Will Melt Your Cold Heart

Snow Puns

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50 Chicken Puns You Will Be EGGcited To Tell All Your Friends

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

25 Bread Puns That Are Hilarious (And Not At All Crumby)

Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!

By Sylvie Quinn, 14 Jun 2018

36 Cheesy Pizza Puns

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50+ Christmas Puns Yule Laugh Out Loud To

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

25 Bone Puns That Everyone Will Find Humerus

bone puns

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

50 Water Puns That Will Have You Swimming In Happy Tears

What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50 Rock Puns That Will Have You Rolling With Laughter

Rock Puns

What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

Read These 50 Star Wars Puns, You Must

Is BB hungry? No, BB8.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

50+ Halloween Puns That Will Make You Laugh Until You’re Coffin

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

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