Holly Riordan

Never lower your standards, because there’s a man out there that will reach them.

“We were in an almost relationship. Out of nowhere, I stopped texting her, because I got scared of how fast we were moving. Biggest mistake of my life.”

Ox: You’ll actually have the most chemistry with your polar opposite. Since you’re such a hard worker, and rarely find time to relax, you need a man that’s a dreamer. A man that loves to have fun and will push you outside of your comfort zone.

I’m sick of almost relationships, where I think that I’m on my way to calling a particular boy my boyfriend. I don’t want to come this close to dating, only to be let down again.

Texting. You shouldn’t have to analyze every text he sends. You shouldn’t have to show your friends your phone so they can help you plan out what to say next. If he’s the right one for you, the conversation will flow easily.

“My mom’s face was almost blue, and she was kicking her legs around like a fish out of water. My dad, still drunk off his ass, had the cord wrapped around my mom’s neck, trying all he could to strangle her.”

Being overly suspicious. If he hasn’t given you any reason to assume he’s cheating, then don’t constantly look for signs that he’s cheating.

Have you ever wanted to orgasm in the middle of the dance floor? What about in the bathroom stall of a five-star restaurant? Or on the train ride home? Then you’re going to want to read this novel (preferably while you’re beneath the sheets).

He’s worth the effort when you don’t have to doubt yourself. When you aren’t stuck wondering why it’s taking him so long to text back or what he meant by a certain comment. When you aren’t afraid that you’re too ugly or clingy or boring for him.

Is it easier for you to imagine marrying him or getting your heart broken by him?

Whenever you mention another guy, he starts asking a million questions. He’s obviously not okay with you seeing someone else.

Being too quiet during a group conversation. You don’t want everyone to think you’re a snob, but you just can’t think of anything to say.

“One time during an argument over text, he replies to me with a pic of about 10-15 knives, all unfolded and displayed on his nightstand. “

“The man that murdered my cousin. They were dating and when she tried to leave him, he killed her. We had all met him, he seemed like a completely normal and down to earth dude.”

He’s admitted that he just got out of a rough relationship and isn’t really looking for anything serious right now.

When we say we want a gentleman, we’re saying that we want someone that treats us like like an equal. Someone that we actually deserve.

Has he ever been in a fist fight?

When a Virgo wants a kiss, you might catch them fidgeting with their hands or shaking their leg. They have a habit of overanalyzing every situation they’re in, which is why they get so nervous.