Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
26 People Reveal The Strangest Thing They’ve Seen In The Middle Of Nowhere
“I picked it up and realized it was a tongue. A human tongue.”
16 Non-Sexual Things That Actually Make A Woman Insanely Sexy
If you use big words without throwing in three “likes” per sentence, he’s going to find your intelligence attractive.
You’re Not Ready For A Real Relationship Unless You’re Willing To Do These 12 Things
Care about someone other than yourself.
What Do You Think Of When You Think Of Me?
Do you think about me each night as you’re fading into your dreams or am I your shooting star, only skimming your thoughts on special occasions?
I Want To Know What It Feels Like To Be Someone’s First Priority
I want to know what it feels like to patiently wait for a text. To know that it’s going to come, even if it takes a full hour to get to me. To be freak-out-free, because I don’t have any doubt in my mind that he’s thinking of me, that he’ll talk to me the second that he gets the chance.
More Women Would Orgasm If Men Actually Did These 15 Things
Don’t make her feel like a toy. Like she’s being used. Make it clear that you care about her and her orgasm.
16 Things People Who Had To Work Hard For Every Penny Will Understand
You know how some people never stop talking about their boyfriends? You’re like that, except with work. You’re always ranting or bragging or whining about it.
12 Reasons Why Couples That Meet In Their Twenties Have The Strongest Relationships
You’re ready to get serious. You’re done with casual sex. You’re ready to move in with someone. Ready to wake up next to someone. Ready to start your life with someone.
25 People Share The Creepiest Thing They Accidentally Found Out About A Close Friend
“He was raping his sister and then he got her pregnant. They did DNA testing to confirm it was his when the baby was born.”
30 Terrifying Stories Told In Under 6 Words
“Landed on moon. It’s hatching.”
If You Subconsciously Do These 16 Things, You Have A Mini Crush On Him
You get annoyed when a third person interrupts your conversation. You’d rather talk to him one-on-one.
33 Creepy ‘Never Have I Evers’ That Will Tell You Which Friend To Stay Away From
Never have I ever found a serial killer (or any other real life criminal) attractive.
Date Someone That Doesn’t Mind Spending Money On You
Date the guy that buys you shampoo and a toothbrush, so you’re more comfortable when you stay the night. The guy that makes his house feel like home to you.
What You Should Text Your Crush, Based On Their Zodiac Sign
Leos like attention, so tell them that you saw something that reminded you of them. It doesn’t matter if it was a movie trailer, a certain candy, or a pair of shoes. They’ll find it sweet that you thought of them.
I Want To Get Drunk With You (And Shamelessly Flirt With You)
I want to hear what you have to say when your words fall from your lips without being filtered through your mind. When you’re uninhibited. When you’re completely and utterly honest.
If You Still Love Me, Never Let Me Know
Don’t let me know that you sit up in bed at night, wondering how I’ve been doing. Don’t let me know that you’ve drafted hundreds of texts that you’ve never sent out to me. Don’t let me know that you’ve started drinking more in the hopes of wiping the taste of my lips off of you.
15 Things That A Woman Will Only Do If She REALLY Likes You
Stay up all night to text you. If she falls asleep mid-conversation, it’s actually a good sign. It means she didn’t want to say goodbye.
Date The Man That Can Handle All Your Crazy Meltdowns
Date the man that calms you down when you scream at an inanimate object, like your phone or computer, instead of laughing at you for getting upset over something so silly.