I once dated this guy who literally carved my name into his hand. He said he did it because he couldn’t afford a tattoo. And when I broke up with him for it he said, ” but, your name is carved into my hand!!”

I’m not sure if that was supposed to make me stay, or if he at that moment, realized how stupid he was.

— woody527

11.

Finally broke up with him after three years. His big gesture to get me back (an e-mail about how he couldn’t live without me) ended as follows: “I get now that you’re not a whore. That’s why I treated you the way I did. I thought you were a whore, but now I see you’re not.” Wow… Be still my beating heart!

— JBTBE

12.

“I just miss the boy I used to know,” then she turned around and walked away. She later texted me, “I wanted you to run after me.”

— pleasegetoffmycase

13.

“Nobody will ever love you like I did.” Great, I could do without being loved via a fist to the stomach.

— nerdybird84

14.

‘I know i cheated, but your dick was better than his’

— the_love_we_deserve