27.
Left a dead rose in my mailbox after calling my house about 100 times. Called later and asked if I liked my “present” and told me that’s how he feels without me, dead and withered. Somehow, I was not moved to take him back.
28.
“I’m the only one that wants you.”
29.
Cheated on me with more women than I have fingers and toes.
Then I found out. Tore him a new one, he goes and gets a HUGE tattoo on his forearm, of a nickname he gave me that I never liked. And was shocked when I told him to go deep throat a cactus.
— Glowtits
