51 People Reveal The Most Pathetic Thing An Ex Ever Said To Try To Get Them Back

6.

my phone rings “Hey just wanted to let you know that I’m getting married this afternoon and I’m pregnant so now is your last chance…”

2 years later my phone rings “Hey, I’m pregnant again and getting married again…this is your real last chance…”

— KylerTopFlight

7.

He decided to make a grand gesture for my birthday which was about 6 months after the break up. He had a cake made in the shape of Australia. He had it shipped to me in a locked steamer trunk. (Keys in the card)

All of this was based off of a line from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long blog: ” she may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia. ”

This is after I found out that I was the other woman, and I had started to date someone else.

It was just painfully awkward.

Side note : the cake was dry.

— Sheldwyn

8.

“If we break up, it’s just a matter of time before you ask for your laptop back and I use it for school so I’m going to have to drop out and my kids are going to be raised in poverty. Do you really want that on your conscience!?”

— HotWheels17

9.

A month after we had broken up, I started dating a new guy. My ex told me that he would cut his hair to look like the new guy’s, dress like the new guy, and act exactly like the new guy if I got back with him.

— aranjelais

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