24.
“It won’t happen again.”
We were 17 and it was so obvious that he was cheating, the guy didn’t even try to hide anything. I still remember getting a message from his best friend saying “So uh he and her are all over each other at the moment”. Bless your socks, Dylan. Saved me a shit ton of teen anguish.
25.
Had a cheating girlfriend tell me she, “inspected the guy’s penis really well to make sure he didn’t have any signs of disease.” That made me feel a lot better obviously.
26.
Broke up with douche bag ex while in Mexico with my mom. MY MOM. He said I cheated on him and told me my dad died to get away from my spoiled princess ways. He spent the next 6 hours calling me and my mom trying to win me back. Roaming charges were disgusting so we didn’t answer or read the texts. Way too expensive. Finally my mom got pissed and answered the phone. He was breathing heavy. My mom asked what he wanted.
He said, “I just want to talk to her. You have to let me talk.”
My mom said, “fine. Talk.”
He said, “all sarah had to do was-”
And then my mom hung up cause she didn’t want to hear more about what I did wrong.
After reading over a hundred texts about what I did wrong, how awful I was, how much he misses me, the girl he slept with, the lies he told me, the apologies for the lies, the endless litany of how he’ll change etc, etc I turned off my phone and didn’t turn it on until the next morning. That morning I had almost a hundred missed calls and 18 voice mails. I didn’t listen to any of them.
FUCK YOU KEN.
