We all know what REAL around-the-house clothes are, and it’s probably something like “ratty old tee shirt from your high school class trip and sweatpants with a broken drawstring.”
If this was The Walking Dead and I had to pick 25 Kanye songs to rescue, these guys would be on my lifeboat.
I had a dream that I was being tickled. I ended up waking up because the dream started to get creepy. I wake up and I am still being tickled. I live alone.
Together, you’re Betty and Veronica, Blair and Serena — a CW casting agent’s dream duo!
She’s still very pretty, but compared to the Barbie we’re used to seeing, she’s much more realistic.
Despite our desperate attempts to recreate the things we see in Hollywood, we are never going to be in a successful relationship if we keep expecting our partners to just get everything that’s going on in our heads without us having to say it.
Microwaved the Cadbury egg on top of a slice of bread. Wrapped the bread around the melted egg, and there you go. Almost burned my tongue off.
There’s nothing worse than the person who pretends to wear their heart on their sleeve when they actually have an ace up it.
There is a scene in this episode of SpongeBob where he walks into work and greets everyone along with his best pal, Patrick Star by first saying the words “Hello, customers! Nice ___ day were having, huh?” later followed by the chocking of food and gasps by customers.
When you go to a place like Fargo, you’re inevitably gonna expect a bit of a culture shock. But the culture shock in Fargo isn’t so much a shock as it is a refreshing reminder of human decency.
